Monthly Archives: May 2013

Fox Network Gets The MisfitWisdom “FFFF” Award….So Well Deserved

Its been quite a long time since I’ve been able to award the MisfitWisdom “Flying Fickle Finger Feather” award to someone or something that so well deserves that highly coveted honor. But, today my little feathered friends, FINALLY a winner. … Continue reading

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Why Do Women Cheat? And I’m Not Talking About Taking Tests.

The age-old question every man asks. Why do women cheat? My first response to that question would be because the guy they’re married to, or dating, is a freakin’ low down idiot slug. However, once again I may be wrong. Which … Continue reading

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A Better Mouse Trap? NO! Better….A Better Donut. And…it’s only $5

donuts, Holy Dough Batman! A better donut and it’s only five dollars!!!! Geez…I’ll take several dozen of those babys. Here’s my $430. Um….wait a sec. FIVE DOLLARS a freakin’ donut? Are you nucking futs?  I can get a better deal at … Continue reading

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To Bee or Not To Bee. Depends On If A Landmine Blows Your Stinger Off.

All in all honey bees have a kind of easy life. Wake up in the morning, don your honey bee yellow and black outfit, head out into the world, find a few flowers and stuff, suck out whatever it is … Continue reading

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While We’re At It….Lets Nail Obama For This Stuff Too.

I’ve become very suspicious of our government ever since all of these scandals have come to light. Now that there are investigations going on in Washington, I think it’s about time we have Congress delve into a lot of other … Continue reading

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The Mystery Of The Unmarried Pregnant Anteater

I’m tellin’ ya, with all of the scandals engulfing Washington these days, it’s just fodder for Republicans to go after President Obama for whatever they can go after him for. Now yet another scandal that most likely has White House … Continue reading

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Um, Are Dildos, Condoms and Vibrators Considered, “Tools of the Trade?”

Ya know, I never considered that when one speaks of “tools of the trade,” that perhaps one is referring to the various tools used to perform ones trade if one is a hooker…….or, running, so to speak, an escort service. … Continue reading

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