Yes, “intercourse.” Which as we all know means having sexual relations. BUT….did ya ever notice that it’s completely ok to use the word “intercourse” in deference to using the word “f**k.” In fact, there’s even a town in Pennsylvania named after f**king. Well, not actually named after f**king, but after the town folk got together and decided that, “Hey, this is a really great f**king place to live.” But decided that naming the town “f**king” wasn’t such a great idea. Hence, Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Only because it might encourage a lot of residents to do just that.
According to “Wikipedia” this is how “Intercourse” got its name:”
“Intercourse was founded in 1754. The community was originally named Cross Keys, after a local tavern. Intercourse became the name in 1814. The village website gives several theories for the origins of the name.
“Another theory concerns two famous roads that crossed here. The Old King’s highway from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh (now the Old Philadelphia Pike) ran east and west through the center of the town. The road from Wilmington to Erie intersected in the middle. The joining of these two roads is claimed by some to be the basis for the town ‘Cross Keys’ or eventually ‘Intercourse’. A final idea comes from the use of language during the early days of the Village. The word ‘intercourse’ was commonly used to describe the ‘fellowship’ and ‘social interaction and support’ shared in the community of faith, which was much a part of a rural village like this one.”
But…it doesn’t help matters either that nearby towns around Intercourse are named, “Bird In Hand,” which as we all know can be a bit messy. “Blue Ball,” which is an affliction one gets when travelling through Intercourse, getting all turned on, and not being able to find a woman with which to have intercourse with. And, “Paradise,” which is what one feels they are in if they travel through Intercourse and DO find a woman with which to have intercourse with.
All that said, it still amazes me that in this day and age we have to use the word “intercourse” rather than the word, “f**k. I mean, damn, it’s only a freakin’ word for cripes sake. If it were spelled fcuk people wouldn’t mind. But switch those two letters around, the “c” and the “u” and all hell breaks loose. What the heck is the problem here?
If I say that I want to have intercourse with you. Nooooo problem. But….if I say, “Hey I wanna f**k your brains out,” several thousand politically correct nut jobs will be jumping all over me for saying that. Well, not literally jumping all over me because then THAT would be possibly considered having intercourse. Then I would be literally “f**ked.
I don’t get it. I mean, when ya think about it, f**k or saying f**k never killed anyone. It’s such a nice pleasurable word when you think of the pleasure associated with it. Except when it’s used in various other terms. Like…….
“OK Guido, the Gadfadder says you ain’t nothin’ but a stinkin’ rat….you’re gonna get f**ked big time now.”
Now, considering getting *f**ked is, as I said, pleasurable, why is getting “f**ked” by the Gadfadder such a bad thing? Providing the Gadfadder is a Gadmother that is. That word should not be used to imply you’re gonna get beaten to a pulp and wind up swimming with the fishes.
Or, when you’re mad at someone and in the heat of the moment say to them, “F**k You!” Now to me, that would imply that you want to have intercourse with them. Again, due to the lovable connotation associated with f**k and or *f**king.”
So in those instances I absolutely take no offense what so ever when someone says, “F**k You” to me. Even though they might not be my type, or it’s some 350 pound guy named Bruno, I still take that saying affectionately. Then beat feet. Jusssssst in case Bruno does mean that literally.
It just bothers me that after all these years the word f**k has not gained any respectability. I don’t even think it’s allowed in many dictionaries. Not that it actually might be in a dictionary, but I personally haven’t seen it in one yet. Only because I do a lot of crossword puzzles and occasionally look it up just in case it may be a word that fits into my puzzle.
Like, “A four letter word men use when hearing, “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.”
Now you can say various options of the word f**k, such as “screw,” like in “Screw You,” or if you’ve flunked spelling, “Fuc You,” or as my other half likes to refer to it as, “Boh-de-oh-doe,” which is kinda lame if ya ask me. Besides, how much weight does, “Boh-de-oh-doe” carry if you really are pissed off and wanna tell someone to “Go f**k themselves.”
“Hey buddy, go “boh-de-oh-doe” yourself!”
All in all the word f**k needs to be given a pardon by the President, Congress, the FCC, all politically correct people and Websters Dictionary. Come on guys, give that word a f**king break for cripes sake!
It’s not like anybody on the face of the earth doesn’t know what that word means. Except for Pat Robertson that is.
And the people of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Incidentally, that Intercourse, Pennsylvania town sign is one of the most stolen signs in the country.
Which just goes to prove one thing.
When it comes to the town highway budget in Intercourse, Pennsylvania there’s a lot of money being spent on replacing that f**king sign.
By the way, if I offended anyone by using the “F” word a number of times in today’s blog…….
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