Monthly Archives: April 2013

What The Heck Is Going On In Australia? Really Nice Haircuts…..Reallllllllllly Nice Haircuts.

We “Yanks” in the “states” as Aussies like to call us, never hear too much about what’s going on down there. Obviously because they’re wayyyyy down there and we can’t hear anything that’s going on from that distance. Kinda like … Continue reading

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“HOLD THE PRESSES” (old newspaper phrase) Umpire Changes His Call!

OMG!  History in the making. An actual baseball umpire changed his call during a game! Holy Batman! Do you have any idea what this means? Um…..neither do I……other than, “Holy Crap Batman, an umpire changed his call during a baseball … Continue reading

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Those Surveillance Cameras Are Making Me Paranoid

I never really paid much attention to surveillance cameras. Mainly because I’m not worth surveilling. Who in their right mind would want to surveil anything that goes on in my otherwise boring life anyhow. It’s not like I’m a celebrity … Continue reading

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The Newest Reality Show: Network News Broadcasts

I’m losing it folks. I’ve officially become a certified member of the dinosaur generation. Pretty soon my bones, or someone else’s from my generation will be displayed in a museum somewhere with the plaque at the bottom of the display … Continue reading

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Lorena Bobbitt The 2nd…OUCH!!

It’s not easy for a guy, such as myself, to write a blog about a woman severing a man’s penis without feeling a bit squeamish. It’s the same effect any guy gets when watching a movie and he observes another … Continue reading

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Zzzzzzzzzzzz, Huh? Oops….I Forgot To Write A Blog….Damn!…………….WAIT!

I’m sorry folks. I totally zonked out today. It happens. Deal with it for cripes sake. So. What to do?  I haven’t a clue. (yes, I know, that rhymes) (thinking) Hmmmm. Now there’s an idea, considering my mind is blank today. … Continue reading

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OMG!!!! Now It’s Giant Freakin’ Snails!!! Reallllllllly Biggggggggggg S-S-S-nails!!

This giant creature stuff is getting waaaay outta hand. First of all, last month you may recall that I wrote about the government spending $800,000 researching why snails have sex. (refer to blog archives 3/29/13 My question is……why the hell … Continue reading

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