Sarah Palin: Open Mouth….Insert Foot.


TONIGHT…Live on stage. Performing, “If I Only had A Brain,” from that great movie, “The Wizard of Oz,”…Saraaaaaaah Palinnnnn!!!!  Yeaaaaa…..

I’m not arguing the point that Ms. Palin doesn’t have the right to say what she thinks. Just as the 2nd amendment guarantees the right for every American citizen to arm bears, we also have the right to freedom of speech. As does Sarah.


As sanctioned by the NRA

But for cripes sake Sarah, if you’re gonna say something, first get your facts together before you open your mouth and insert one of your designer shoes into your mouth.

The one thing about making a comment criticizing someone is that you can really make a solid point using facts, which usually get in the way, which, in Sarah’s case, facts are unimportant, so any point she’s attempting to make really has no point at all. Other than to make her appear as a stupid ass. Which is “my” point.


Geez….and all this time I thought God was an Independent

So, what was the point Sarah was attempting to make?

Beats the livin’ crap outta me. Other than perhaps she just needed to get her name in the news once again. Which she accomplished. Which….may have been the point. I think. Otherwise there is no point.

So Sarah went to the blogosphere using Twitter and Facebook to twit, (my term) using her face, to criticize the annual White House Correspondents Dinner this past week.  She obviously was upset about one thing or another, mainly, according to her posts, that, “While America is buried in taxes and a fight for our rights, (I guess to arm bears with AK47’s) the permanent political class in DC dresses up and has a prom to make fun of themselves. No need for that. We get the real joke.”

I might add that Sarah was not invited to that dinner so perhaps that might have riled her a bit. I’m sure she could have told a lot of funny one liners if allowed to speak. Like,”Why did a governor of a big state resign rather than finish out her term.”

Answer: “Because I didn’t feel like helping my constituents who were buried in taxes and fighting for their rights in Alaska.” That, and there’s more money to be made out there in those hills than here in Alaska.

She also went on to tweet: “That #WHCD, (White House Correspondents Dinner) was pathetic. The rest of America is out there working our asses off while these D.C. assclowns throw themselves a #nerdprom.”


Sarah explains, in her own words, the definition of “gobbledygook.”

Hmmmm. Soooooo, where is it that Sarah is actually working her ass off like the rest of us?

WAIT!  Did she get a job somewhere that I’m not aware of?  OMG!

Um….no, I don’t see any references to Sarah working anywhere. Just that Fox News let her go a while back. So, um, does that mean that she’s not working her ass off? And if that’s the case, does that mean that she’s not one of us? Gasp!  Sarah….Sarah….say it ain’t so. Tell us you’re like the rest of us slobs working our asses off for $9 bucks an hour. If that.

Then again, why would Sarah even have to worry about working? She’s earned millions, as in “dollars,” putting her name on books, giving her useless opinions on TV, starring in a TV reality show, giving speeches and perhaps hitting Bristol, her daughter, up for a few mil when she runs low on cash.


Hmmm….how about posing for Playboy Magazine then

BUT….remember folks….she’s just like the rest of us. Which is why she could relate to all of us by saying, “The rest of America was out there working their asses off while the President and a bunch of correspondents were having dinner.”

Here’s a small fact for those of you who think I’m being a bit hard on Sarah. I know, I hate to confuse all of you Palin lovers with facts, but, WTF, I decided to go for it anyway just to piss all of you off.

The White House Correspondents Dinner has been an annual event since 1920. The first President to attend was Calvin Coolidge in 1924. Most Presidents and Vice presidents have attended the event over the years with only a few exceptions for various reasons. So basically any President in office since 1920 could obviously attend the WHCD. Which seems logical that they would attend, considering it was called the “White House Correspondents Dinner” and, I’m assuming, if it was called that, then, and again I’m assuming, the President would be invited. My guess anyhow.

So, with that in mind, do your research and find out just how many presidents attended that event since 1920. After you do that, come back and tell me that Sarah was blowing smoke out of her Alaskan ass. Which, if I had an opportunity to see, would do so in a heartbeat. Might roast some marshmallows while I’m at it.


Geez….that damn Paul revere guy was sure talented. But, she did leave out how he started the New Year’s  Eve tradition of dropping that giant ball from the Old North Church

But, even if you present these facts to people who adore Palin, they will still buy into her theory that, as she says, “The rest of America is working their asses off while they throw themselves a #nerd prom.”

Why is that?

Because… pay attention here. This is verrrrry important. You might wanna write it down for future reference.

Because…..(pause)  for effect………

BECAUSE BARACK OBAMA IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! OH YEAH…..AND HE’S A DEMOCRAT. OH YEAH….Um….er……(whispering) he’s OMG! A black person too. (That last one irks a lot of Obama haters, but…..we all know there is absolutely NO racism in America…..don’t we?) Um….did I mention that it’s also because he’s the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? I did? Oh….so sorry.

Bottom line folks.

Go ahead. All you naysayers who doubt that those are the main reasons and are stomping your feet and crying “FOUL.”  Ya see, nobody has the freakin’ balls to say what I just said.

“OMG….Misfit just said THAT!”

Yes I did. Wake up for cripes sake. If this incident doesn’t prove that there’s a constant discrimination effort going on against the President with a tinge of racism a part of it, then WTF does?

Look. If you think I’m nutso, good. I never claimed I was sane ya know. But I see what I see, and Palin has demonstrated that I’m seeing way too much stupid stuff coming out of people’s mouths two, three, four, five and six fold. Especially her tweet and FB posts.

Tweet THIS you stupid TWAT!

Sorry…..I’m losing it here.


Now THIS I agree with. I’ve ALWAYS felt Sweden was a threat. Strictly based on the brainwashing they gave us with ABBA music

Maybe….just maybe…..I grew up in a long gone distant society where there was respect for the Office of the Presidency regardless which party he was affiliated with. The problem, as I see it today, is that far too many nincompoops have access to the various social media outlets available to anyone who has a computer and can type. Brains are optional. As displayed by some of the comments on social media sites.

Yes, you can label ol Misfit here as a nincompoop because I may or may not fall into that category. Yet even though I’ll take ANY President over the coals, I do it with humor and NOT disrespect by name calling and slurs. That’s the difference. Oh yeah…..and facts that I research from a multitude of credible sources. INCLUDING Faux News just to get their perspective.

Oh, by the way……..I, as many critics are on the Internet, am NOT anonymous.  If I’m gonna make a point, good or bad, my names all over the place. I’m NOT gonna hide behind anonymity.

Look, if ya wanna criticize Obama, be my guest. But for cripes sake do it with factual information. Otherwise you look like a freakin’ idiot. I’d be the first one out of my padded cell to applaud you if you made a good point with facts against ANY politician.

WHY? Because I absolutely detest most politicians. If I had the choice of being locked in a cell with a politician or a snake….I’d choose the snake. Only because I know at some point I’d get a really big hug with no strings attached.

So, in conclusion. You can buy into what Sarah got all bent outta shape about.  Why, because you love her. Or, admit you have an actual brain and take it all with a grain of salt.

Unlike Palin, who obviously wrote those comments while most likely smoking a grain, gram, or ounce of some really potent Alaskan marijuana.palin 1

Just sayin.’

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4 Responses to Sarah Palin: Open Mouth….Insert Foot.

  1. swedenole13 says:

    Jeez, I’m almost wetting myself here laughing!

  2. As an Alaskan I can say that few of us like her here anymore. This is a great read, thanks for giving me a good laugh.

  3. Doc says:

    I see you get your news from the Clinton News Network. It only appears that conservatives get a voice on FOX news because all the other news networks fall over themselves for Dumbocrats (HISTORY!! a black man finally acheived the presidency!!! wow–did we even delve into his qualifications?? in my opinion, the media endorsed and is still endorsing his “blackness” by critizing those who criticize his proposed spending as racist—unbelivable)

    Don’t get me started on the financial changes started by Dem Chuck –“don’t kill the messenger” Schumer in 2008, or the quadrupling of the national debt since 2006 new Dem Congress…

    By the way, the Wizard of Uhs, Democrat Governor of the highest taxed state in the USA, was invited (all MY taxes go to western CT, to fix their roads just outside NYC…so was Fenway–“a little mustard on that son”–Frank (Democrat Barney Frank–I’m so glad that he–as liitle Miss Emperor–is gone). Nancy Pelosi also showed up (“just sign the damned thing will ya, we’ll look at the 2,167 pages later” of (stupid) Obamacare–from which everybody is scrambling to get a waiver.

    As for Palin, well, she has conservative values but a liberal mouth. She was actually more in bed with Democrats (oil leases for starters), and her ethical fights on round-the-world travel costs borne by Alaskans finally did her in–even if proven as false. She quit to avoid speculation about her representing her constituents, leaving in place more adequate representation. As far as I’m concerned, 2 and a half years as governor and as a former mayor, she had more experience than the two years as a community representative handing out food…

    Here’s one fact: Barack “Hussein” (I am a Christian-Muslim) Obama invited Sarah to his 12,067,291 golf game, and Michele offered to fly the two of them for a night out in New York (cost?? $700,000 overnight)



    Now where can I buy some of her dresses?

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