Well, the Grammy Awards officials along with CBS issued a warning to all stars appearing on the Grammys not to expose any excessive butts or boobs.
So, here it is the day after the awards presentation and I’m posing the question to CBS……(wearing my Sarah Palin glasses) “Soooooo…..how’d that work out for ya?”
Let’s take a look butt and boob fans.
Geez….cut her some slack CBS. At least no boobs were visible.
Hmmmm……(thinking)……now where have I seen a leg like that before?
Well, so far boobs have been somewhat contained. But…..what about the butts?
Ho Hum….nothing really that would freak out the skin police at CBS. Even the guys were dressed kinda conservative.
Another star not up for a Grammy, but perhaps invited to the awards just in case an actual butt or boob escaped and all hell broke out with CBS censors going berserk and someone got injured or even worse, killed, and then they needed a forensic team to eventually identify the suspect butt or boob…..none other than NCIS super crime tech Pauley Perrette.
Kelly Rowland also attended the Grammy Awards and was immediately detained by the CBS censors for showing too much skin in a deceptive manner. When she explained to them that she had been shredding Taco Bell take out boxes in the limo on the way to the Grammys when her dress got caught in the shredder, they completely understood and let her into the show.
Songstress PINK came close to violating the no excessive boob rule until, after finally exhaling after holding her breath for this photo, no boobs were visible.
Did I fail to mention that Alicia Keys was riding in the same limo with Kelly Rowland and got zapped by that shredder too. Oops…..sorry.
Rather than go through a body scan which may have revealed a hidden g-string, Ashanti agreed to just open it all up for the censors.
So, all in all, boobs and butts aside….or not…..I guess CBS can breathe a sigh of relief that for the most part there were no embarrassing call in the FCC with a big fine incidents.
Personally, being a butt and boob fan, I was quite satisfied with the presentation. As for my vote for the best set of….er….Grammys…..um…..ok….ok….the best set of concealed somewhat boobs, it would go to Katy Perry. One last look.
OMG!!!! He’s almost naked!!!!! Sorry CBS…..he just slipped by me. Damn!
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