The 55th Annual Grammy (skin) Awards. Re-Cap On Butts & Boobs.

Well, the Grammy Awards officials along with CBS issued a warning to all stars appearing on the Grammys not to expose any excessive butts or boobs.

The only type of skin allowed at this years Grammys.

The only type of skin allowed at this years Grammys.

So, here it is the day after the awards presentation and I’m posing the question to CBS……(wearing my Sarah Palin glasses) “Soooooo…..how’d that work out for ya?”

Let’s take a look butt and boob fans.

Ok...Okj...so Jennifer Lopez showed a little...er...um...a lot of leg...so what! (pant)

Ok…Ok…so Jennifer Lopez showed a little…er…um…a lot of leg…so what! (pant)

Geez….cut her some slack CBS. At least no boobs were visible.

Hmmmm……(thinking)……now where have I seen a leg like that before?

YES! YES! The Jolie leg! (pant)

YES! YES! The Jolie leg! (pant)

Oops...but Katy Perry actually wasn't up for a Grammy so these boobs don't count.

Oops…but Katy Perry actually wasn’t up for a Grammy so these boobs don’t count.

Well, so far boobs have been somewhat contained. But…..what about the butts?

Oh, thanks for checking Rihanna. Yep...its still there.

Oh, thanks for checking Rihanna. Yep…its still there.

Ho Hum….nothing really that would freak out the skin police at CBS. Even the guys were dressed kinda conservative.

Abraham, Martin & John...I think. Um, no, it's

Abraham, Martin & John…I think. Um, no, it’s John Campbell, Chris Adler and Willie Adler

Another star not up for a Grammy, but perhaps invited to the awards just in case an actual butt or boob escaped and all hell broke out with CBS censors going berserk and someone got injured or even worse, killed, and then they needed a forensic team to eventually identify the suspect butt or boob…..none other than NCIS super crime tech Pauley Perrette.

I'm only here because Jethro is checking Beyonce back stage

I’m only here because Jethro is checking out Beyonce back stage

Kelly Rowland also attended the Grammy Awards and was immediately detained by the CBS censors for showing too much skin in a deceptive manner. When she explained to them that she had been shredding Taco Bell take out boxes in the limo on the way to the Grammys when her dress got caught in the shredder, they completely understood and let her into the show.

I swaer, I'll never shred anything in a limo again while driving through a construction site.

I swear, I’ll never shred anything in a limo again while driving through a construction site.

Songstress PINK came close to violating the no excessive boob rule until, after finally exhaling after holding her breath for this photo, no boobs were visible.

Hurry up...take the damn photo so I can breathe!

Hurry up…take the damn photo so I can breathe!

Did I fail to mention that Alicia Keys was riding in the same limo with Kelly Rowland and got zapped by that shredder too. Oops…..sorry.

Hey....at least my dress wasn't shredded as bad as Kelly's

Hey….at least my dress wasn’t shredded as bad as Kelly’s

Rather than go through a body scan which may have revealed a hidden g-string, Ashanti agreed to just open it all up for the censors.

Look guys, see, no hidden rip chords or g-strings. Satisfied?

Look guys, see, no hidden rip chords or g-strings. Satisfied?

So, all in all, boobs and butts aside….or not…..I guess CBS can breathe a sigh of relief that for the most part there were no embarrassing call in the FCC with a big fine incidents.

Personally, being a butt and boob fan, I was quite satisfied with the presentation. As for my vote for the best set of….er….Grammys…..um…..ok….ok….the best set of concealed somewhat boobs, it would go to Katy Perry. One last look.

Thanks Katy

Thanks Katy

So as Porky Pig would say………………..porky_pig

OMG!!!! He’s almost naked!!!!! Sorry CBS…..he just slipped by me. Damn!

Donate: The MisfitWisdom PayPal Donate link: (copy & paste)https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=KFTRCZBGQ4YV4

Copyright 2013 MisfitWisdom RLV

DILLIGARA Header: chickart@cox.net

About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s