WHAT! The staple of the Grammy Awards, boobs and butts are banned! (ironic, it’s being held at the “Staples” center)
Perhaps “Staples” could contribute some of their staples to make sure boobs and butts are somewhat secure.
The Grammy officials and CBS delicately refer to the ban as breasts and buttocks. I prefer, boobs and butts. But, in either case, how can you actually ban either when ya think about it?
They both come with the package. Minus the men when it comes to boobs. Unless the guy is accompanied by a woman whose boobs may be under suspicion. I guess, under that set of circumstances, both the guy and the woman could be banned. The guy held as an accomplice in aiding and abetting a set of boobs.
Ya see it’s like this. CBS has become a bit squeamish about skin. Lots of skin. Skin that might bulge out or, as in the case of Janet Jackson’ famous nipple slip wardrobe malfunction on the 20o4 Grammys, actually escape and be viewed by thousands who have no idea what a nipple is and immediately go into a state of panic.
But it’s not just a slip of the nip or a view of the rear that has CBS on tranquilizers. It’s more like what happened to them after the Jackson slip….of the nip…which was nipped in the bud, but not before everybody saw it. Including the sex police at the Federal Communication Commission who oversees broadcast content, which includes nipple slips and waaaay too much skin.
CBS was ultimately fined by the FCC but the fine was overturned because, I assume, the slip, of the nip, was not intentional. Still, CBS is taking no chances.
Now how CBS plans to enforce the no boob butt rule is beyond me. Other than telling the stars not to expose too much of their body parts.
Now take this photo of superstar Rihanna taken at the 2012 Grammys.
Is this too much skin? After all, it’s only skin and not forbidden skin. But, to the on edge skin police at CBS it may very well be just a bit too much skin.
The 55th annual Grammy Awards will be held Sunday at 8PM EST. If this is the very first time you’ve ever heard of the Grammys and think it’s an award show for the best grandma, it’s not. It’s the music industry patting itself on the back for giving us such wonderful music.
Although I think it would be much safer for CBS to actually televise a “grandma” awards show considering they’re worried about an overabundance of skin. Nobody would care if a granny had a nipple slip or exposed a butt.
Here’s another prime example of what CBS is worried about:
So, it should be very interesting to see how CBS can contain boobs…..other than with a very good bra. Which, I would guess, is how you contain any set of boobs. My guess anyhow.
Unless, they take a hint from the couple below.
Needless to say, but I’ll say it anyhow, we’ll do a followup in a few days on the warning CBS gave to celebrities about exposing too much skin. Just to see if someone attempted to sneak in a butt or boob.
There still may be a way around this………………..
One can only hope.
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