Alas, now that someone has finally donated to the MisfitWisdom blog after four full days of captivity at the hands of my evil split personality, I am FREE! YES FREE! Free to write my usual inane nonsense.
One kind-hearted soul from Quebec, Canada, (name withheld upon request) made an actual donation via my PayPal donate link. One person cared enough to make the ultimate sacrifice. Which is donating to the MisfitWisdom blog. One person out of 114,000 readers per year. Say what ya want about Canadians, but they’re number one in my book.
One single person cared.
But….I’m not complaining mind you. I know that there is one person that really has compassion and appreciates what I do here each and every day.
NOW……as far as my evil split personality goes, I have a few visual messages for him which I’m sure you’ll all appreciate. The “flying finger” as demonstrated by a number of notable people. Take THIS you evil SOB!
Um that’s “record” George, not “recordificate. But….ahm backin’ ya up…..
On behalf of all cats and the ASPCA, here’s our greeting:
Mr. Misfit. On behalf of the New York Bronx Zoo, we have dispatched a representative to show our support:
We here at “Rock The Slut Vote” and our fearless leader, Kimberley A Johnson hereby contribute a “double bird” to your evil split personality for his unreasonable demands and for holding you captive:
“Misfit mah boy….you shake my nerves and ya rattle mah brain. That much captivity drives a man insane. He didn’t break your will. And it wasn’t a thrill……Goodness gracious Misfit….Great Balls Of Fire.”
(sob) The support even came from the mouse world:
Even my other half’s manicurist sent a bird to my evil split personality:
And finally, as a welcome home gift from being incarcerated for over four days, not to be outdone by all the fingers from various people, my landscaper crafted this very special one of a kind bird which I not only like, but so do the birds in my yard. Very touching.
So, in conclusion, (as I flip my evil split personality the evil bird) thank you Canada for that donation. Perhaps others will find inspiration in your kindness.
Um……any big lottery winners out there?
Final note: Just a one dollar donation actually helps. There is no set donation amount.
(DONATE) Yes, once again I am free to post my ever-present and missing for a few days MisfitWisdom PayPal donate link. MY link and not the one by my evil split personality. If it is not highlighted, (blue) the bulb may have blown out. In that case, simply copy and paste the link into your browser to get to the PayPal site. As that evil person now has his supply of Oreos, milk and was able to renew his subscription to Playboy Magazine, I’m somewhat safe for a while. But why take chances. Continue to donate and I’ll never be taken hostage again.
Donations to this blog since January 2009 AD……………( 2 )
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