MisfitWisdom Held Hostage: Day 3

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(sigh) It’s been three long days now since my evil split personality took me hostage and is preventing me from writing my daily blogs on current events and other really stupid stuff. (sob)

His demands, as you all are aware of by now, are donations to this blog in order to support his addiction to Oreos, milk and that perverted magazine, Playboy.

And still….no donations.

Doesn’t anybody care? Anybody?

Help! Please! I’m pretty worried.

Sunday night he let me watch the movie “Braveheart” starring Mel Gibson as Sir William Wallace. OMG!  Do ya have any idea what the English did to that guy when they finally caught him. Read this:

Following the trial, on 23 August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall to the Tower of London, then stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield.[24] He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burnt before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head (dipped in tar) was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of the brothers, John and Simon Fraser. His limbs were displayed, separately, in Newcastle upon Tyne, Berwick-upon-Tweed, Stirling, and Perth. A plaque stands in a wall of St. Bartholomew’s Hospital near the site of Wallace’s execution at Smithfield.

Geez…..THAT’S hate. THAT’S REALLY hate! THAT’s hate underlined. And it had nothing to do with ex wives.

Geez…..hope my evil split personality isn’t THAT despicable.

After watching the movie I managed to find an old rock in my cell and, to keep my sanity, and clear my mind of body parts hanging from London Bridge, sketched a drawing with it on my cell door of my other half. Gawd I miss her, Here’s what it looked like:hostage 9

I even missed Saturday Night Live with Adam Levine, Andy Samberg and Kendrick Lamar doing “YOLO.” I had to imagine it in my mind to keep myself from going nuts. here’s what I imagined. (mind thought video below)

http://youtu.be/qCvxEKeD6jg

Oops….someone’s coming, most likely my evil split personality…gotta go.

(sob)

(DONATE) This here PayPal donation link is posted by me, Misfit Wisdom’s split evil personality. Don’t make me have to hold the little twerp for a long period of time. No Oreos, milk and naked women in Playboy and I can get very ugly. So, if da link is not highlighted, (blue) copy and paste it into your browser to get to the PayPal donate site. You’ve been warned.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=2TAN9F53FUH8C

Copyright 2013 MisfitWisdom’s evil split personality RLV

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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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2 Responses to MisfitWisdom Held Hostage: Day 3

  1. Lesley says:

    Would you take a cheque ?

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