Well folks, it’s been an entire day now since I was taken hostage by my evil split personality. Unable to write full length blogs due to my incarceration in this tiny room with only 5 minutes access to a computer and under constant watch.
I’m only allowed a few words and one or two cartoons. That’s it! Until my captor’s demands are met. Which are donations to him through this blog to satisfy his Oreo, milk and Playboy Magazine subscription. Bastard.
I can’t even comment on singer Don McLean’s arrest in Maine for driving fast through a school zone. Most likely on his way to a levy, which was dry, as we all know. Nor can I comment on my inhumane treatment at the hands of my evil split personality.
I’ve been treated so badly here that I can’t even have a pet to keep me company. I found a cute little jailhouse mouse and was going to attempt to train him to remotely access my computer, as a computer mouse, which no one would obviously suspect, but they caught him, and, as you can see by the photo below, he’s suffered the same fate as I.
So please, please, donate to MisfitWisdom even though any donations go to that SOB. Then I can be released and continue this blog as I do every day.
Until them, I’m at his mercy, and yours. (sob)
“Ok MouseTwerp…yer time’s up…..(pulls plug on computer and hauls it off)
(DONATE) This here PayPal donation link is posted by me, Misfit Wisdom’s evil split personality. Don’t make me have to hold the little twerp for a long period of time. No Oreos, milk and naked women in Playboy and I can get very ugly. So, if da link is not highlighted, (blue) copy and paste it into your browser to get to the PayPal donate site. You’ve been warned.
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