MisfitWisdom Held Hostage: Day 2

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Well folks, it’s been an entire day now since I was taken hostage by my evil split personality. Unable to write full length blogs due to my incarceration in this tiny room with only 5 minutes access to a computer and under constant watch.

I’m only allowed a few words and one or two cartoons. That’s it! Until my captor’s demands are met. Which are donations to him through this blog to satisfy his Oreo, milk and Playboy Magazine subscription. Bastard.

I can’t even comment on singer Don McLean’s arrest in Maine for driving fast through a school zone. Most likely on his way to a levy, which was dry, as we all know. Nor can I comment on my inhumane treatment at the hands of my evil split personality.

I’ve been treated so badly here that I can’t even have a pet to keep me company. I found a cute little jailhouse mouse and was going to attempt to train him to remotely access my computer, as a computer mouse, which no one would obviously suspect, but they caught him, and, as you can see by the photo below, he’s suffered the same fate as I.JailMouse

So please, please, donate to MisfitWisdom even though any donations go to that SOB. Then I can be released and continue this blog as I do every day.

Until them, I’m at his mercy, and yours. (sob)

“Ok MouseTwerp…yer time’s up…..(pulls plug on computer and hauls it off)

(DONATE) This here PayPal donation link is posted by me, Misfit Wisdom’s evil split  personality. Don’t make me have to hold the little twerp for a long period of time. No Oreos, milk and naked women in Playboy and I can get very ugly. So, if da link is not highlighted, (blue) copy and paste it into your browser to get to the PayPal donate site. You’ve been warned.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=TERWJ3XYSVJTG

NOTE: Today is the final day to vote for your favorite blogs. You can cast your ballots at:

http://2013.bloggi.es/#humorous

Copyright 2013 MisfitWisdom’s evil split personality RLV

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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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