Look folks. I’ve never claimed to be one of those people who has to dress to the “nines” to impress anyone. I usually dress to the “zeros” as far as I’m concerned. Slap a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans on me and I’m ready for any paparazzi to snap my picture.
But, what the hell is it with today’s celebrities who go to all extremes to wear stuff that either looks like they got it from harvesting fur from a road kill or found a real bargain at a local dumpster.
So, to prove my point, I took some photos from the website, “iVillage Entertainment” who highlighted “The Best and Worst At The American Music Awards.” Now there were over 220 photos of the “best and worst” dressed women. After scouring each and every one of them very painstakingly, (my eyeballs are bleeding) I chose the worst offenders, (my opinion) and present them to you here today. With a few comments.
One final note before you view these photos.
Let’s hear it for all men who wouldn’t be caught dead wearing anything slightly resembling what these women are wearing…um…..except for Elton John.
Our first offender…..and ohhhhhhh sooooooo beautiful…(cough) Sarah Jessica Parker.
Next in line is Meryl Streep. Yes, I know. Meryl is not a “spring chicken,” as spring chickens go. But you’d think she’d at least try NOT to highlight the fact that although she’s not a spring chicken that at least she could still rule the ol roost with something better than this.
Then there’s Jessie J. a British Pop star who I’ve never heard of. Then again she’s probably never heard of me either. Which is a good thing, because after seeing my comments on her outfit she might be inclined to write a blog about my outfits.
Which leads us to Ashley Greene and the rest of the snake encounter…..
Kendra Wilkinson, who apparently is wearing this outfit upside down. I do believe the little red arrows should be pointing towards the two most important parts of why she is wearing this outfit. (pant)
Ah yes, Rihanna……who may or may not have a sleepwalking problem.
So, while we’re on Rihanna, why not another one…..with a little play on the word, “peace.”
Next in line for the “Boy did I get a deal on sheets at “Bed and Bath” is Ashley Olsen.
All great looking “I wouldn’t be caught dead in these outfits” would not be complete without an appearance from Kim Kardashian of course……whose outfit might have been inspired by a night out at a bowling lane. Just sayin.’
Vanessa Hudgens obviously promoting the new “Lone Ranger” movie.
And finally, what great fashion show would not be complete without Snookie. Actually, most of them as far as I’m concerned.
Well, at least when I go to my local Goodwill store I sure as hell know how to mix and match. Which is why I’m sitting here writing today’s blog in my plaid pants and zebra striped sweatshirt. I’ve got taste when it comes to dressing myself and not looking stupid. when I go out in public. And all my friends know that I do too.
Except for that dumb ass paperboy of mine who for some reason went into a uncontroable laughing fit when I answered the door to get my paper this morning and the mailman, who, even though it was raining, immediately put on his sunglasses.
I don’t get it?
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