Pentagon Employees Watching A Different Kind Of Missile. One You Usually See In Porn Movies. OMG!!!

Department of Defense and Porno

Yep, on a slow day at the Pentagon’s “Missile Defense Agency,” some employees got kinda tired of watching the same old missiles day in and day out.  You know how it is. Just how excited can you get at your job just sitting around developing, managing and improving the United States missile defense program. BORING!

So, the next best thing, and much more fun, is to watch some really bigggg honest to goodness missiles being launched at various targets………in a porno movie. Can ya tell where I’m going with this one folks?

It seems that a few Pentagon employees got caught with their booster rockets ready to launch watching pornographic material on their Pentagon computers. According to authorities, this would, “compromise the security of the network through the introduction of malware or malicious codes.”

And you all know how watching porno can introduce you to all kinds of “wares,” like “malware,” “software,” and all the other “wares” those porno stars wear when they’re doing malicious “ware” stuff wherever they wear it. Most of the time however, they’re not wearing anything, so I’m kinda confused on how they would spread these “wares” if you can’t actually see them, then run out and buy a few wares for yourself. To wear.

As you can tell I’m technology deficient.

Apparently the honchos at the Pentagon are concerned that pornographic sites may compromise their computers by allowing enemies to “phish” for information through these sites.

Definition of phish (vi)

bing.com · Bing Dictionary

phish
[ fish ]
  1. commit fraud to get financial information: to trick somebody into providing bank or credit-card information by sending a fraudulent e-mail purporting to be from a bank, Internet provider, etc. asking for verification of an account number or password.

Just in case you were not “phish” savvy.  Or, thought they were talking about the rock group “Phish,” or actual fishing.  Just trying to be helpful here.

Members of the rock group “Phish” and their reaction to seeing porn on one of the Pentagon’s computers.

An anonymous writer for “State Magazine,” Will Oremus……um….WAIT!   He’s not anonymous after all. Sorry.  I’ve never heard of him or that magazine so I naturally assumed that both were anonymous.  Anyhow, Will Oremus says that, “only a few boneheads were involved.” Good word choice Will. “Boneheads.”  Although I personally think, considering they were watching porno, those bones may have been somewhere else other than in their heads. Just sayin.’

But, all this said, it just goes to show you that smarty pants college educated brainiacs have the same fine tastes that us lowly everyday slugs have. (I’m talking about us men slugs) Namely, watching naked women in porno videos on the Internet.

Soooooooooo. what should te Pentagon’s Missile Defense Agency do?

The solution, to me, is quite obvious.

Fire those suckers and hire only middle-aged married women…………………

The only thing they’ll get caught downloading on a government computer is the cooking channel.

Hey Pentagon!  Trust me on this one.

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