Monthly Archives: July 2012

OMG! Did I Just Fall Into That 1% Catagory?

(UPDATE)  AP 7/14/12 “U.S. Says Billions Wasted On Iraq Projects. $51 Million dollars unaccounted for.” AP 7/19/12 “The poverty line for a family of four according to the government is $22,314” Time Magazine: 7/30/12 “14,000 which is the number of … Continue reading

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Short People Discrimination. It’s Time For “The Occupy Clothing Outlets” Movement.

It’s not easy being a short person folks. Danger lurks out there every time I leave my house. The occasional encounter with a very tall dog in need of a fire hydrant. (which is why I never wear anything red … Continue reading

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YES! Exactly! WTF Is Going On With Our Politiians? #!^$#@!! Is What!

Ah, the begnningof a nu wk and um….(Hold on a sec) (whacking computer with a giant sledge hammer) *#&%$##@!  Damn computer virus. OK….fixed. Now on back to the subject of today’s bog. That was the question posed by Associated Press … Continue reading

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Massachusetts Sticks It To Price Stickers. A Sticky Idea.

Yes, Massachusetts, who gave us Paul Revere and “Revere Ware,” the “Polaroid Camera,”  so that all of us closet perverts could take naked photos without some developer ogling the prints in a photo shop, the very fist mandatory health care … Continue reading

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MisfitWisdom Explains The Difference Between A “TAX” and a “Penalty” I Think.

Now these definitions depend on your outlook of course. If you’re for the “Affordable Healthcare Act,” it’s a penalty. If you’re against, “Obamacare,” as those who are obviously NOT for it, then it’s called a “tax.” Which may seem confusing … Continue reading

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Holy Einstein! Scientists Discover A Particle! (yawn)

I usually don’t get very excited when scientists make the news with a new discovery, with the exception being when they discovered “Viagra,” but this one really caught my attention. Here’s the first paragraph of a news release from the … Continue reading

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What’s Wrong With This Picture*…….If Anything. WAIT!!! Where’s The Garage? OMG!!!!

*This picture? Sooooooooo, what’s wrong with this picture?  I’ll tell ya. The freakin’ garage is on the wrong side of the house!  That’s what Eric and Margaret Friedberg, just another ordinary couple building a home in Southampton, N.Y. said when … Continue reading

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It’s The 4th of July!!! Sooooo, um….what happened on this day?

Besides keeping track of all the hotdogs and hamburgers I’ve eaten on this day, a lot more important things happened. For one, the signing of the lease for Independence Hall in Philadelphia that those independent guys were renting so that … Continue reading

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I’ve Literally Become “Over Sodaheaded.” Broccoli comes in a close second.

Ok…I get it already. You can go to ANY social networking site and say whatever the hell you want to about anyone or anything at any given time. It’s called “freedom of speech,” or as I like to label some … Continue reading

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HEY GOOGLE! What Part Of I Can’t Text While Driving Did You Not Get When You Invented THIS!*

*”THIS”……being the latest nerd invention from those brainiacs at “Google” that everyone is gonna go bonkers over, including anyone who makes laws, who will immediately introduce legislation to ban this item while you’re driving, walking, eating, having sex, or reading … Continue reading

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