Yahoo had an interesting feature this past weekend on aliens. No, not the kind that Arizona is having a problem with, but the ones from other planets and some parts of New Jersey.
They listed the top 50 best aliens, so I took a look at some of them and decided to feature a few of them in today’s blog. I’m doing this because some of these aliens actually scared the bejesus outta me while others were kind of laughable.
Some of you may recall the very first time you ever saw a movie with an alien or a scary creature. Perhaps when you were a mere child and saw something in a movie that gave you nightmares for weeks on end. For me, it was the movie, “THEM” which featured giant ants. To this day I have “antaphobia” because of that stupid movie.
I refused to go along with my parents after seeing that movie to visit any of my ants.
“Comeon’ Misfit, we’re taking a Sunday ride to visit ant Martha.” No way!
The only other movie that still sends chills down my spine is “Anaconda” starring Jon Voight, who, ultimately gets eaten by that damn snake. To this day even earthworms make me cringe.
I once visited my sister in Virgina, and, as I normally do when visiting places I’ve never been before, inquired as to possibility of any snakes being in the vicinity. Like to cover all bases. She assured me there were no snakes in Virginia, so I freely strolled across her front yard admiring the countryside, (her front lawn) when, all of a sudden I came across this huge snake.
My sister came to my rescue and stomped the hell outta the SOB, thereby saving my life. Then proceeded to pick up the snake, and dispose of it in a mayonnaise jar. Um…well…..at first glance it appeared huge to me.
(NOTE) During the writing of today’s blog I took a break to do my morning walk. Approaching my truck I spotted a huge black snake lurking just feet from my vehicle, which is ironic considering I just wrote about snakes. Did I panic? Yes! Would my other half help me to get rid of the snake? No! Did I manage to scare it away? Yes! Is the snake problem solved? NO! Because I scared it enough for it to slither into my tool shed which means that I now have the perfect excuse not to do any work around the house or mow the lawn.
Anyhow, back to other scary and not so scary “Yahoo” aliens. BUT…..first my own scary alien:
Now the rest courtesy of Yahoo:
So there ya have it folks. The scary and not so scary aliens courtesy of Yahoo and MisfitWisdom.
Personally, if I were to make a scary movie it wouldn’t be an alien from outer space or some crawly type creature.
And, considering it’s mostly men that love alien type horror movies, I have the perfect alien movie that would scare any man.
“Alien Ex-Wives From Outta Space.” (subtitled: “Alien Ex-Wives From Outta Town)
Scares the hell out of me just writing that.
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