Monthly Archives: March 2012

Bristol Palin Is Waiting For President Obama To Call Her* *Subtitled: DHYHOYAW She Gets The MW FFFF Award.

Once again it is with great pride that I present the MisfitWisdom, “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award” to Bristol Palin. Honorable mention to newt Gingrich. Presented in the category of……..”WTF.” Yes, I know that “DHYHOYAW” seems like it might be … Continue reading

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Men Who Act Like Women Have A Better Sex Drive

I know what you’re all thinking….NOW WHAT!  You’re all thinking I’m a freakin’ nutcase because of that headline above.  Look folks, I don’t make up this stuff, I just report it to the best of my ability as a public … Continue reading

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Read This Blog Or I’ll Punch You Out Ya Damn Panty Waist!!!*

* Sorry, didn’t mean to threaten you, but actually I DID mean to threaten you. Because today’s blog is about bullying. (this has nothing to do with actual bulls) On March 30th the movie, “The Bully Project: A Year In … Continue reading

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HEY! If Ya Wnna Be A State Puerto Rico…Speaka Da English!

So sez Rick Santorum to Puerto Ricans with regard to Puerto Rico becoming a state while visiting there in an attempt to secure Puerto Rico’s 23 delegates, whom, I assume, know how to speak English but may have spoken Spanish … Continue reading

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Virginia..(the state) Cares About Your Vagina. How Sweet Ya All.

Now I never would have known about this breaking story if it were not for a friend of mine who sent me an e-mail containing a story about the state of Virginia and the Governor’s plan to change the name … Continue reading

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I Think I Need A Super Pac….HEY! It’s Worth A Shot.* *subtitled WTF!

As you all know, the consistently unpopular waste of time and good space MisfitWisdom PayPal useless good for nothing donate link is always at the bottom of every blog that you read.  Does it work? NO!  Do I get any … Continue reading

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Doomsday + Snookie + Pregnant = Mayans…OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

I was out running my usual errands yesterday, totally carefree, with the exception of suffering from a strained muscle brought on by, obviously straining a muscle, doing something or other, of which I have no clue, which brought on the … Continue reading

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Viagra…….. Women Launch A Plan To Get Even.

See what happens thanks to that loudmouth talk show clown Limbaugercheesehead! Women now are on the rampage and looking for ways to get even for being called sluts and prostitutes. This thing is snowballing.  No offense to snowballs. Feminist activists … Continue reading

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My “Publishers Clearing House” Rant

Everytime around this year, or, sometimes it seems like it’s year round, I get constant e-mails and regular snail mail from those people at “Publishers Clearing House.” “Richard, here’s your last chance to enter before you’re disqualified. Do you really … Continue reading

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Logical Conclusions On Being Gay….From A Straight Person.

First of all, let me state unequivocally that I am not gay.  Well, I mean in the literal sense. If you mean am I “gay” meaning happy and bubbly, then I would fall into that category. But if you mean … Continue reading

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