It’s been a few weeks since some serious news worthy whining has been in the news. FINALLY the whiner of all whiner of all whiners has saved us all from being whiner deficient. Oh God thank you Karl Rove.
By the way….sorry Clint…but I had to use that famous saying of yours, “Go ahead and make my day.” Um, does that mean I have to watch myself when I bend over. Yikes!
So let us put all of this earth shattering news into perspective for those of you who are earth shattering news deficient. Lot of deficiencies going on in the world these days.
Clint cut a commercial spot for Chrysler Corporation which promotes the message of job growth and the spirit of America which was shown during the Super Bowl game on Sunday. And, you know how anyone opposed to job growth and spirits, (booze) in America can get all bent outta shape hearing that left-wing unpatriotic stuff.
It IS unpatriotic isn’t it?
Now I watched that commercial and I do not see Clint throwing any kisses to Obama or suggesting that the two meet in a secluded cafe anywhere soon. I could be mistaken, but from my point of view, there were no overtones to that effect. Just a downright patriotic car commercial for Chrysler and the American way. Perhaps he should have included the phrase, “Hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet”…but, then again, the ad WAS for Chrysler.
In the ad called, “Halftime In America” … Eastwood praises the resiliency of the American spirit as demonstrated by the auto industry’s efforts to bounce back from its financial woes.
Eastwood said that he is “not supporting any politician at this time,” but, noted that, if Obama or any other politician “want to run with the spirit of that ad, go for it.” Or he could have gone a step further and asked that the Pres purchase a Chrysler. My thought anyhow.
In one scene from the commercial ,Clint snarls at the camera and says in a typical Dirty Harry tone, “This country can’t be knocked out with one punch, we get right back up again.” Growl, snarl, growl…..ya dirty punks.
Step in whiner Rove, hopefully in front of a speeding Chrysler doing 76 mph while commenting on the ad on Fox News.
“I was, frankly, offended by it.” sez Rove. “I’m a huge fan of Clint Eastwood, I thought it was an extremely well done ad, but it is a sign of what happens when you have Chicago-style politics, and the President of the United States and his political minions, (favorite or follower) are, in essence, using our tax dollars to buy corporate advertising and the best-wishes of the management which is benefited by getting a bunch of our money that they’ll never pay back.”
Now let me see if I understand this correctly. ROVE is complaining about corporate advertising? The SAME Rove that runs a super-pac that can spend gazillions of dollars on political advertising? WTF!
Me thinkith something is rotten in Denmark….and in Karl Roves pants. Namely bull***t. DEPENDS KARL!!! DEPENDS! Start wearing them for cripes sake!
I think I have to seriously award the MisfitWisdom “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award” to Mr. Rove for ultimate stupidity in the category of being ultimately stupid while attempting to appear just mildly stupid but bordering on severe stupidity. In which case, at this particular time I have to alter the FFFF award, in Karl’s honor, to the MisfitWisdom, “Flying F**king Fickle Finger Feather Award.”
What the ultimate bottom line here is folks, is, the basic word anyone who dislikes Obama uses when either good news about unemployment, the economy or anything else takes place during the Presidents watch. Which is……..”PANIC.”
Yep….panic because if the President starts looking good it’s not good for the opposition when it comes to the one most important issue for this years election. Beating Obama. And we all know THAT is the most import issue that affects each and every one of us in our everyday lives.
So, in conclusion I would suggest Clint get a bit tougher with Rove and anyone else who criticizes that ad and thinks it has to do with promoting the President and or his re-election.
Maybe a revision of his famous line in one of those “Dirty Harry” movies.
“Sooooooo. I know what yer thinkin’ Rove. He used up all of his talent doing that Chrysler commercial so he doesn;t have any more left. Is that what yer thinkin’ punk? So, go ahead give it another shot with yer complaints mother*****r. I got another commercial all ready and loaded to go…….punk…….go ahead, make my day.”
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