Deep Throat Returns. Ya Just Can’t Keep A Good Thing Down*

*Sorry but I couldn’t help myself with that title for today’s blog. Only those of you familiar with the movie “Deep Throat” will understand that gag…..oops….another pun….sorry.

Well, onward……..

As you all know by now, sex sells. Not that I personally have any sex to sell, but apparently movie producers do.  Why….because as I just said, and will again, sex sells.  Sooooooooo, I thought why not take advantage of sex selling and, although I have none to sell, at least get a lot of hits on today’s blog by writing about it. I have absolutely no shame.

The reason, besides shamelessly taking advantage of this sex story to get more blog hits, is that Demi Moore will be playing a role in an upcoming move about Linda Lovelace, porn star and activist who starred in the 1972 movie “Deep Throat.”  Which was not about that guy who ratted on Nixon during the Watergate scandal and is not someone who swallows bigggg swords.

Demi Moore and Gloria Steinem

“Deep Throat” was a porno film which was, and most likely still is, the mother lode of porno films.  Lovelace played an insatiable woman searching for the one man who could satisfy her needs.  And, without becoming explicit, because I do not want to excite anyone reading this, especially me, the only way Lovelace, in the film, could be satisfied was…um…er…….

This is verrrry difficult to explain folks. Sooooo, I’m just gonna leave it up to you to do your own research on what it took to satisfy Linda in that movie. Just in case little innocent children and animals are reading this blog.

This should give you a clue as to what satisfied Linda in the movie. As far as THIS guy (pictured) is concerned, "in your dreams fella."

I might add that I myself did go to a seedy movie theatre back when “Deep Throat” was released, strictly out of curiosity mind you, and made sure that it was a theatre where no one would recognize me, and sat in a middle row to avoid anyone.  I attempted to watch the entire movie but was constantly distracted by the number of men in heavy overcoats moving about in their seats and groaning.  So, eventually I bought the DVD. So I could groan myself in the privacy of my own home…….without wearing an overcoat.

Anyhow, in the new movie starring Demi, she will NOT be playing Linda Lovelace. DAMN!  Nope, she’ll be playing feminist and former Playboy Bunny and founder of “MS Magazine” Gloria Steinem.  RATS!  I REALLY would have loved to see Demi playing Linda Lovelace.  Just for the visual effect mind you.

The actress chosen to play Linda is Amanda Seyfried. Which is fine and I guess a good second choice over Demi.

Amanda Seyfried. Need I say more.

Linda, who’s real name was Linda Susan Boreman, whose role in “Deep Throat” definitely did not “bore” anyone, passed away in 2002. The movie about her basically details her abusive relationship with her husband. I doubt seriously that any heavy deep steaming throbbing cleavage all over the place scenes will be in this movie.  I could be wrong, but, if film producers want to avoid getting that ol “X” rated rating, which I’m sure they will, it will most likely be “PG” or something.

Linda Lovelace

The press release also mentioned that James Franco will be in the movie among others.  Guess what role he’s playing.  You won’t believe this one. Franco is going to play Hugh (where’s my damn Viagra) Hefner) NOT my first choice to play Hef.

Personally if I were casting the role for Hef, I would have picked someone more believable. I mean Hef is no spring chicken and Franco is. My choices would have been someone who at least resembles Hef. Like Larry King, Alan Greenspan, or Don Rickles. But Franco!

Geez…..even I could have played Hef.

The only problem with that is that I’m so short I don’t look good in a silk bathrobe, can’t stand smoking a pipe, and go absolutely bonkers around any woman dressed up in a bunny outfit. AND….I don’t need Viagra, so that might prove to be a problem if I had to be in any semi nude scenes . Think “Anthony Weiner” and “bulge.”

Which is why they should have picked one of those three old guys I mentioned to play Hef.

But Franco!

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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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