ELECTION 2012: The Movie………Now Playing.

Now playing at a theater near you….”ELECTION 2012: The Movie.”

Scene from "ELECTION 2012: The Movie:" Oooooh Newt....are ya happy to see me, or is that bulge you have in your pants money from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac?

“This Movie Will Bring You To Tears”  John Boehner

“Surely To Hold Your Attention”   Leslie Neilson

“It Will Blow Your Mind”  Bill Clinton

Yes folks, the critics are raving about the latest 20th Century Wolf Blitzer movie, “Election 2012: The Movie.” Action, adventure, sex, nudity, bulging body parts, infidelity, witches, crotch groping, violence, and it’s still rated “G,” which is for all audiences.

Previews of such exciting scenes as:

Anderson Cooper staring down the slate of candidates on the podium and saying,

“I know what you’re all thinking…..He already asked us a bunch of stupid questions, but does he have anymore?  Well do ya feel lucky today………do ya punks.”

And this touching scene as Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann struggle with their emotions:

“”Yes Michelle, corporations ARE people.”

“Ohhhh Mitt….people. Real honest to goodness down to earth people!”

“Yes Michelle. People. People who need people.”

“Then….Mitt….they’re people,…..people who need people…then, then…OMG! they’re the luckiest people in the world.”

Thrilling moments never before seen on the wide-screen:

“Soooo mistah….this the first time you been to an actual sanitarium?”

“Why yes it is.  Although I did catch Jack Nicholson in “The Shining” on DVD.

“Saaaaaay….you look kinda familiah. Whatd you say yer name was fella?”

“Santorum,…….Rick Santorum.  Why do ya ask?”

“OMG!!! Martha….come quick….IT’S HIM!!!   IT’S HIM!!!  The guy they named this place after.”

Throbbing heated sex scenes with cleavage so deep we can’t even show this movie in 3D:

“Oohhhhh Newt……Oohhhhh Newt…..”

“Oohhhhh Tiffany….Oohhhh Tiffany…..”

“TIFFANY?  TIFFANY!  Who the freakin’ hell is TIFFANY?”

“Oops.”

Heartwarming emotional scenes that will tug at your whatever it is heartwarming scenes tug at:

“Mr. Huntsman, sir, I’m afraid I have some bad news for you.”

“Give it to me straight doc….how long have I got?”

“”I’m sorry sir…but….but…..(sigh)….only till the Iowa primary.”

Mystery, drama, action, adventure, invisibility….YES….even invisibility:

“Knock….knock…”

“Who’s there?”

“It’s me, Ron Paul.”

“Ron……(opening door) Ron?  Ron?  My God Ron, I, I, can hear you but I can’t see you. What the hell happened to you?”

“I’m (sigh) invisible. Everyone can hear me but nobody can see me.”

Yes folks, thrilling scenes that will make you gasp in amazement. You’ll be on the edge of your seat and biting your nails as Rick Perry plays hide go seek with a group of youngsters:

“Ok Mr. Perry, cover your eyes and count to 10 and then you can come looking for us.”

“Um…ok…….oneeeeeeeeeeeeeee,……..twoooooooooooooooo……….HERE I COME!”

Never before on the wide-screen such brilliant acting by a star-studded cast. Not since Leonardo Spottolini’s blockbuster film of last year, “I Am Not A Witch” starring Christine O’Donnell.  Not since the Oscar nominated movie “The British, Paul Revere, and I Had Breakfast At The Lexington and Concord Inn” starring Sarah Palin. Not even the critically acclaimed, “Battle Of The Bulge” starring Anthony Weiner compares to “Election 2012: The Movie.”

Now playing at a theater near you for the next 365 days and beyond.

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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