Sexual Sexantics Involving Sexual Sex Stuff In Politicasex Sexual Situations

SEX….SEX….SEX….It’s how we all originally got here in the first place. Unless its true that aliens are among us as some people claim.  Although I don’t quite remember how I was involved when it came to me being here.  Has something to do with the birds and the bees I think.  Even though I still do not quite understand what the heck the birds and the bees have to do with sex.

Anyhow, much as been made of the sexual escapades of politicians over the past gazillion years. Well, it SEEMS like it’s been a gazillion years when ya think about what’s been going on as far as sex and politicians are concerned.

Mention Herman Cain and his supporters mention Clinton.  Mention Newt Gingrich and his supporters mention JFK.  Mention Kermit the frog and his dalliances with Miss Piggy come up.  It goes on and on and has been since the beginning of time.  It’s called “tit for tat.”

(originally that phrase was called “tip for tat” back in the 16th century and then the first word was changed to “tit” which leads me to believe that somehow sex became involved. (Just a guess because I have a demented mind)

What got me on this subject yesterday was a question posed on “Sodahead” which asked, “Do you care if a candidate cheats on his spouse.”

Most respondents voted “yes” to that question, but I myself took a rather centrist position.  Personally I don’t care if a candidate cheats on his spouse, dog, cat or whatever.  What I care about is if the candidate, once accused of cheating, denies that he cheated and then, when it all comes out, finally says, “Ok…so I cheated, ya caught me, big deal, so what, but…now I’ve found religion, I’m a changed man, and I’m sorry, so please vote for me now.”

In other words…..IF HE LIES!!!  CONSISTANTLY!!!

I’d rather have a candidate say something like, “Yeah, ah had sex with that (those) women, it was really great too, and had I known I was gonna run for the Presidency, I might have laid off that stuff rather than gettin’ laid.”

Honesty is the best policy in my book…..especially if you’re a politician. Be straight forward, admit you screwed a bunch of women. Admit you got that BJ in a closet.  Fess up to feeling an attraction for that guy sitting in the next bathroom stall as very appealing to you.  Admit right off the bat that YES, it was YOUR wiener that was bulging.  Be a man about it and admit that you spend a few thousand bucks a week to meet with a hooker. Miss Piggy…..admit you’re a damn pig.

Everyone will respect your honesty. With the exception of your spouses who will most likely divorce your butt immediately or find a way to slip arsenic into your food. But screw them….who needs em.  You can always get another spouse. (ask Newt) It’s the damn electorate you should be caring about.

As a person who is an “electorate” myself, I say, “Hey, if it feels good, if it makes ya happy, and if you can be honest about it, (sex) go for the gold.”  At least if you’re honest about it and still lose the election you’ll still have a bigggg black book of hot babes to fall back on…or on top of. Who gives a damn if ya lose the election.  It’s only about power and money anyhow. Big deal.

Now think about this folks….or politicians.  You can only have political power and money gained from that power for so long before your butt is kicked out of office. Then what have ya got?  No power but lots of money. And the black book.

So, with all of that money you got from being a politician what the hell are ya gonna do with it. Yep….have more sex because now you have the money to go out and get more…..sex that is.  So why beat around the bush.

(no I’m not going to go anywhere with the “bush” word, although it IS very tempting)

You could, if you’re already rich and a politician, just skip the immense scrutiny you’ll be under with the media hounding you and all sorts of women coming forward to claim that you had sex with them by simply having sex with as many women as you possibly can, say four or five hundred of them, and then admitting to the press that you had those relations, thereby defusing the entire issue.

Not only that, but who in their right mind is ever going to believe that you had sex with four or five hundred women if they all come forward.  Unless your last name is “rabbit” and you’re running for office.

So ya see, be honest about it and no one is ever going to be able to nail you for lying or anything else that has to do with an extramarital affair. Unless it involves a sheep or something.

Megyn Kelly, Fox News Anchor. (gulp)

(Megyn Kelly, Fox News Anchor)

“Congressman, did you or did you not have sex with over five hundred women?”

(Presidential candidate)

“Why yes I did. And now that it’s all out of my system I can get down to running for the Presidency. All of my oats, so to speak, have been sowed.”

(Megyn)

“How extremely honest of you sir. That’s soooo refreshing in a candidate today. Good luck with your campaign.”

(Candidate)

“Thank you Megyn.  Um, is the camera off….it is….good….saaaaay, ya wanna come back to my place and check out my sowed oat collection?”

And with that note I go back in history:

“George Washington….did you chop down that cherry tree?”

“I cannot tell a lie daddy….yes….I did chop it down.”

“And GEORGE!   Did you also have sex with a virgin under that tree?”

“B-b-b-b-u-t daddy, you only said “did I chop down that cherry tree,” not “did I get a cherry.”  Geez….give me a break. By the time I’m President it’ll all be forgotten.”

Hmmmmm….maybe THAT’S why they call him the FATHER of our country.

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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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