Remember this name…..”Chuck Pfarrer”…..because it’s one of those names that’s not easy to spell…what with a “P” at the beginning when they simply could have used an “F.” That’s like spelling Jamie Faar’s name on “M*A*S*H, Jamie Pfarrer. Um….WAIT!….. Maybe Chuck Pfarrer is related to Jamie Farr and just spelled his name wrong or something. Or, Jamie Farr’s name is really spelled Jamie Pfarr and he changed it when he went into show business.
Speaking of show business, and getting back to this story about Chuck Pfarrer, who was a Navy seal, in deference to being a Navy otter, porpoise, or whatever other animal swims underwater and can join the Navy if it wants to. Chuck sez, in a new book, that he has written, which is what everybody does after they participate in a news event such as the killing of Osama bin Laden, which Chuck did, I assume, and has written a book about it, and, um, discounts the story as told to us originally, which is what you’re supposed to do if you wanna sell a book.
Kinda like saying, “Hey, I wuz on da second floor of the Texas School Depository when I hoid the shots, so I turned to my co-worker, Lee Harvey Oswald, who was NOT drinkin’ a Coke, but a Pepsi, and I sez to him, Hey Lee, why ya drinkin’ a Pepsi. So I wrote dis here book to get the facts straight cause I don’t want nobody thinkin’ that we wuz drinkin’ Coke when Pepsi actually had the concession rights. You know, fair is fair and Pepsi deserves da credit after all of these years.”
So Navy Seal Chuck Pfarrer says that the story of the killing of Osama bin Laden that we were all told is not the true honest to goodness swear on my mother’s combat boots story. Nope.
If you want the real honest to goodness story, you have to buy his new book, “Seal Target Geronimo: The Inside Story of the Mission to Kill Osama bin Laden.” It is filled with the inside story of the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound and the events that took place. This of course is Pfarrer’s recollection, so it’s up to the reader to sort it all out.
I’m not saying that Mr. Pfarrer’s book is not factual. It may very well be. But, why now? Why not a few days after the raid. Hold a news conference and dispute some of the stories out there. And why call the accounts of the raid, “untrue and fairy tales.” Everybody loves fairy tales, so why pick on them? If fairies have a union, boy is Pfarrer in trouble for using their name in his book.
Pfarrer points out that when Seals came into Osama’s room, he dove across his bed and tried to get to his gun and was then shot in the chest. Unlike the story that he was shot as he stood there when the Seals entered. Doesn’t particularly matter to me…..dead is dead….that’s my motto. Do any of you care how he was shot, or do ya care that he’s just dead.
Pfarrer also writes that the news of Osama’s death and the raid should have been kept a secret so as to allow intelligence personnel to use the info they found in his compound to nail more terrorists. Stuff like the location of underground McDonald’s or Burger Kings terrorists may have built while they were in hiding. Or, at least an underground Starbucks.
All in all, Pfarrer spells out in his book that what you may have read in the news about the raid is not necessarily true and factual. If you read his book, he details what the actual facts are. And we all know that whatever you read in a book written by any author obviously is the God for real truth.
Which is why I’m still holding my ground that L. Frank Baum’s book “The Wizard Of Oz” is a true and factual account of what actually happened to Dorothy and Toto, and those held responsible for her kidnapping, namely the Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and that damn Cowardly Lion be held accountable. It’s true I tell ya…..it’s true!
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