Monthly Archives: August 2011

Today’s Crisis: Michelle Bachmann’s Magazine Cover Photo.

Stop the presses!!!  Major news story breaking!!!  Millions affected by this. The end of the world as we know it is approaching. Um…..wait a second…… Oh, sorry, it’s not the end of the world. It’s worse. Newsweek Magazine has a … Continue reading

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Fox Sports Commentator Gets The MW..Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award

It’s been a while since I’ve awarded this prestigious award to someone deserving of this great honor.  I was beginning to worry that no one would step forward when out of nowhere steps Fox sports commentator Tony Bruno. Let’s have … Continue reading

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FINALLY!!!! A Book About My Favorite Subject. Stupid People.*

(*Warning, if you’re one of these stupid people, do not read today’s blog as you’re most likely too stupid to grasp the concept of the book I am about to tell you about…..just leave the room and come back tomorrow) … Continue reading

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Job Creation In Ct: Be A Corpse Picker-upper…..oops, too late!

Hey, the hot potato in the next elections will be creating jobs.  Here’s one that’s right up everyone’s alley….providing you have an alley or actually live near or in one. Yep folks, the State Of Connecticut, pronounced “Connect-neck-it-cut” and not … Continue reading

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Is The Tea Party Fresh Bags, Or Old Used Ones?

I posted a question of the site “Sodahead” on Thursday asking the loaded question, “Is the Tea Party Republican, Democrat or Independent.  Of course I had done my research on the Tea Party before I posted that question, but, I … Continue reading

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Heidi Montag Regrets Having Surgery….Surgery? What Surgery?

Hmmm, what the hell was that surgery for? I’m really not a follower of Heidi Montag. Nope never followed her or stalked her.  I wasn’t exactly sure who she was, other than seeing her in various magazines, “Boobs R Us” … Continue reading

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Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-Colo) Affectionately Remembers Uncle Remus

Zip-A-Dee-Do-Da, Zip-A-Dee-Ay, My oh my what a wonderful day, Zip-A-Dee-Do-Da, Zip-A-Dee-Ay, plenty of sunshine heading my way………… ….um unless you happen to be Representative Doug Lamborn, (R-Colo) who evoked memories of Uncle Remus and the “tar baby” from those Uncle … Continue reading

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Robots Have Taken Over…A Different Version Of “Planet Of The Apes”

I’m convinced that, as a society of supposedly intelligent human beings, and I do have my doubts about that, that the personal interaction we have with one another is equal to a “Planet of the Apes.” Although sometimes I think … Continue reading

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FBI Says It Has A New Lead On D.B. Cooper*

*For those of you not old enough to remember D.B. Cooper, I shall enlighten you.  Mr. Cooper, if that’s actually his real honest to goodness name, boarded an airplane, (Boeing 727) back in 1971 and proceeded to hijack it. His … Continue reading

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Hello…IRS…Um…I Have A Deficit Problem…..

I began to wonder what would happen if the debt ceiling bill had not passed in Congress yesterday.  Obviously, I for one, who would not receive my monthly pittance Social Security check would be basically, to put it mildly, el-screwdo. … Continue reading

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