If I Only Had A Brain…I’d Probably Be Content Living In Oz

All this hyperbullcowdungcrapola about the deficit and raising the debit ceiling is driving me absolutely nutso. Every single night it’s the same old story on every single news channel.  Just different spins on it depending which news network you trust to give you the honest poop. Which so far, consists of poop I find in my cat litter box. The ONLY honest poop.

First let me make one point here.  And I researched this entirely, for those of you who think I’m pulling this fact out of my Fruit of the Looms.

FACT: The debt ceiling, not to be confused with the type of ceilings you have in your home, was raised a total of 10…..let me repeat that by spelling out the word “TEN” for those of you numbered impaired…..”TEN”…..”TEN” times during the Bush administration without any opposition whatsoever from any Republicans.

Sooooooooo, I said to myself, WTF!!!  Do I not get this big flap over raising it again, or am I actually the “Scarecrow”  from the “Wizard of Oz” reincarnated and I’m actually writing this from Kansas?

“Dorothy!  Dorothy!…..Toto….are you there?”

I kinda believeith that something is rotten in Denmark….(otherwise known here in America as, Washington, D.C.)

As I see things, from my non rose-colored glasses, which are actually tinted bifocals, I am lacking a brain that functions on a normal basis. I know that Oz is actually Washington, D.C. but I can’t seem to get a grip on who the good guys or the bad guys are.

It’s not like you can tell them apart by who wears the white hats or is clean-shaven. (bad guys always wear black hats and never shave)

For instance.  I observed Senator Mitch McConnell, (R-Ky) state on national television that the Republicans main goal was to make Obama a one term president. So does this mean they block everything he attempts to do?  Like raising the debt ceiling, such as as I mentioned earlier, as Bush did?

Nah….I must be mistaken. Surely they wouldn’t do that!  Must be the fact that I apparently do not have a brain.


I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers, Consultin’ with the rain,

And my head I’d be scratchin’ while my thoughts were busy hatchin’….If I only had a brain.


I’d unravel every riddle, (debt crisis) for any indivd’le, in trouble or in pain. With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’, you could be another Lincoln, (or McConnell) if you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why, the ocean’s near the shore.  I could think of things I never thunk before.  (was the debt ceiling raised ten times?)

And then I’d sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nothin’, my head full of stuffin’, my heart all full of pain.

I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, (whatever a ding-a-derry is) if I only had a brain.

However, I do not feel alone.  Alone without a brain that is.

You see, it’s this way folks.  If any of you think, (if that’s logically possible) that this crapolapoluzza about raising the debt ceiling  has anything to do with cutting back on spending and the fact that Republicans care about spending, because as we all know they never spend any money on programs or pork barrel projects, then I’ll order a brain for you as well.  I might get a two for one deal from a friend of mine named Igor.

It all has to do with that one dirty filthy despicable word that our children should all be protected from hearing………no, it’s not the “F” word…..it’s the “P” word…………..”P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S.”

Actually the “F” word is much more friendlier….don’t ya think.

(DONATE) As usual, the PayPal donate link is below. As usual, if it is not highlighted, copy and paste it into your Oz browser, click your heels three times, and it will take you directly to the land of OZ PayPal where you can donate to MisfitWisdom, or the Munchkins, which, in either case, will allow me to purchase a brain from the almighty wizard.


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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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1 Response to If I Only Had A Brain…I’d Probably Be Content Living In Oz

  1. Tom Santos says:

    Unfortunately, you’re right on. Isn’t this like letting the wolf watch the sheep? Who decides what to spend? Congress. Who decides what to reduce in spending? Congress. Who decides how much the taxes will be raised to cover their spending? Congress. Are they all schizo? Do they not know they are the spenders, not the taxpayer? They have a dual personality, one is when they are running and telling us “truthfully” what a great job they will do for us when they are elected. Then it becomes what a great screw job they will do to us, when elected. Have they forgotten there is another election in November? We get another shot at making it right. I want names and numbers of all the ones who want to reduce Social Security and Medicare, and i want it now!

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