Michelle Bachmann Pledges To Ban Porno….OMG!!!!

Out of respect for the WordPress censors (they get squeamish) and little children, I have voluntarily censored Blondie.

Sometimes I think too much is coming to my attention, which is a problem, due to the fact that I have a very short attention span, and I gave up standing at attention after swearing that I would never stand at attention again after standing at attention in the Army, and, on top of that, I can’t even afford to pay attention because I’m broke, for the most part, and can’t even afford to pay anything, never mind paying attention.

Now I have to get all bent outta shape paying attention to Michelle Bachmann (R-Mn) and candidate for the Presidency of the U-Nited states of America.

I really don’t want to pay any attention to what Michelle says, but, when it comes to my stash of pornographic material that she wants to ban, THEN I obviously have to pay attention.

Actually the only pornographic material I have, just in case the Feds are reading this and are considering a raid of my house, is a lot of back issues of Playboy Magazines, a naked drawing of Blondie, (Blondie & Dagwood comic strip) that someone drew for me because I had a thing for Blondie once, and a condom stuffed in my wallet.  The condom really can’t be considered pornographic because there are no pictures on them, I think, and they’re displayed prominently on racks in any store, and they’re made out of latex, which anyone knows is also what those latex dishwashing gloves are made out of.  Besides, the only reason I have that condom in my wallet is to look macho.  Which is somewhat difficult at my age, but worth a shot anyhow.

So Michelle signed a pledge this past week created by “The Family Leader” which is a conservative based Christian group that supports banning pornography, same sox, um…same sex marriage, prostitution and probably eating Cheetos while you’re having sex.  Doritos are kinda messy too, so I can understand that ban.

I just can’t believe that she would sign such a stupid pledge just to get votes.  Which is what this is all about.  I think she knows damn well that pornography, prostitution and sex have been around for as long as cockroaches.  As for the same-sex marriage thing, I’m not sure how long that’s been around, but as I’ve always said, “DILLIGARA.”

It’s this way folks.  In order to get votes you have to appease certain groups that will bring you those votes needed to accomplish your goal…..which is getting the nomination over your opponents.  Sign anything…..pledge anything….promise anything.

“Ms Bachmann, I’m from the “Ban Rabbits From Having Sex” movement and I want you to pledge to support our group, which supports the sterilization of all male rabbits.”

“Oh sure, gimmie a pen.”  (signing)  “Sooooo, what exactly is the mission of your group anyway?”

“We just think there are way too many rabbits running around rampant having unchecked sex with other rabbits thereby creating way too many rabbits for society to support. Not to mention the bad example it sets for our innocent teenagers who think that rabbits are cute cuddly animals when in actuality they are fornicators fornicating all over the place.  Sign our pledge and we will give you our support…………..here, have a carrot.”

It’s all a big game. And a lot of people buy into it.  Don’t fall for the ol carrot ploy folks.

Just keep in mind all of the political scandals from the ghosts of scandals past. Remember, a politician will accuse another politician of wrongdoing while doing the same thing hoping that they will not be caught doing what they accused others of doing. I know, it’s confusing, but if you keep a scorecard, as I do, it’s quite simple and somewhat entertaining.

In conclusion, I’m not really concerned about Michelle’s pledge to support bans on porno, sex, prostitution and Cheetos. It really doesn’t affect me in the least. Except for the Cheetos part.

I just want all of you to read beyond the headlines when stuff like this happens and see the real reasons politicians do and say what they do. For the votes.

Now, gotta go, jussssst in case that cartoon drawing of Blondie “IS” considered porno and the Feds plan on raiding me.  Think I’ll post it on EBay and see if I can get a few bucks for it before they come and break down my door.

(PayPal donate link is below and if it is not in blue, simply copy and paste it into your browser and it will take you to PayPal, at which time, if you donate, it will help with my defense fund if I get caught with that cartoon before I can sell it on EBay)

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=4HXUAEQZGQ6TE

Copyright 2011 MisfitWisdom RLV

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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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