Monthly Archives: May 2011

World Will End On May 21st…Set Your Clocks.

Robert Fitzpatrick, (60) a resident of Staten Island, New York has spent over $140,000 taking out ads on bus kiosks and subway cars to warn everyone that on May 21st, 2011 the world will come to an end.  This of … Continue reading

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Osama May Have Been Into Pornography…OMG!!!

You know, just when terrorists think they have a good role model, it all goes down the ol drain.  It’s bad enough that Osama bin Laden is no longer around to show them the way, but on top of that, … Continue reading

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The Great Bag Debate

Knock it off you damn idiots…I’m not talking about your wife or mother-in law. This is far more serious.  You can always live without your wife or mother-in-law. I’m talking about the never-ending debate over plastic bags. Now I can’t … Continue reading

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Schwartz & Maria Split…It’s Catchy…Leonardo and Bar Split Too.

B-B-B-B-Bar Refaeli…..OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! See what pollen does. It not only affects the birds and the bees but humans as well.  Start sniffing that stuff and crazy things happen.  Like breakups of celebrities. I’m tellin’ ya someone has to do … Continue reading

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Questions For The Inquiring Minds…..or mindless.

If you’re the inquisitive type, like myself, you tend to wonder about things and ask a lot of questions.  Most of the time, 100%, I never get any real solid answers.  Mostly, “I dunno.”  Mainly because I live with a … Continue reading

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Anderson Cooper Gets Busted…..

Donald Trump playing in his backyard at age 6 Former Vice President Dick Cheney as a teenager President Obama shortly before culling coconuts. Scrappy teenager Sarah Palin Yours truly…”Misfit”…some things never change. Anderson Cooper, CNN News anchor got a fast … Continue reading

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In Willimantic, Ct. It’s Possible To Pluck Your Magic Twanger*

The infamous Willimantic frog bridge. Andy Devine urging Froggy to pluck his twanger   (YouTube) *(Plucking one’s “Magic Twanger,” providing you actually have a magic twanger, will be fully explained at the end of today’s blog) It’s not often when I’m … Continue reading

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