Monthly Archives: April 2011

Freddie The Freeloader Is Alive and Well…..Thanks To All Of Us Everyday Slugs.

Those of you old enough to remember the late Red Skelton will remember one of his characters, “Freddie the Freeloader” (pictured) Freddie, of course, was fictional, but little did Red know that he actually existed in the form of big … Continue reading

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Stop The World….!!!!! It’s Royal Wedding Time.

Yes folks, the entire world will come to a screeching halt next Friday when England’s Prince William marries ordinary type person Kate Middleton which will be, as usual, full of pomp and circumstance……whatever “pomp and circumstance” is. Hold on….. Checking.  … Continue reading

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The MisfitWisdom Repore’…..(sorry Steven)

IT’S THE MISFITWISDOM REPORE’ FROM COMEDY CENTRAL….WITH YOUR HOST……MISFIT!! (audience applauds) Thank you, thank you…..you’re all just too wonderful…… Tonight on the Misfit Repore’………….. Does Donald Trump Suck On Lemons……..if he doesn’t, then his lips are deformed….. “Catherine Zeta Jones … Continue reading

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Can You Stomach This! Music From Inside Of Your Body.

Seems to me that I recall writing something a month or so ago about how technology is advancing so much, that I predicted that eventually everything electronic will become a part of our bodies.  You know, like cell phones implanted … Continue reading

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I Really Dig Mona Lisa…..Italians Do Too….So Much, That They’re Digging Her Up….OMG!!!

“Hey Guido….whaddya wanna do today?” “Hmmm….I dunno….letsa see….how abouta we go and digga up Mona Lisa and see if she’s still got that stupid smile on her facea.” Yep….that’s the latest news from Italy folks.  A project is now underway … Continue reading

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The Inquiring Reporter….What If?

I was thinking to “myself” the other day, because no one around me cares what the hell I think, that regardless of what you think about President Obama, there’s just no respect for the office of the presidency. This is … Continue reading

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Frankenstein Lives!!! New Discovery!!! Brains In Liberals and Conservatives Drastically Differ.

I never for once ever believed that Dr. Frankenstein was a work of fiction. Nope. Ya couldn’t pull the ol wool over my eyes. I knew there was indeed a place called Transylvania, and I’ve watched that Mel Brooks movie, … Continue reading

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How To Get Rich Quick….Don’t Write A Freakin’ Book.

It’s rather a slow day here at MisfitWisdom headquarters. I use the word, “headquarters” because the “head” is closely located in proximity to my writing quarters. Ya just never know when, while in your writing quarters you have to go … Continue reading

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To “Urn” or Not To “Urn”…That Is the Question….and we’re not talkin’ about work.

It’s one thing to earn a living. It’s another thing to “urn” when you’re dead.  Kinda like a play on words there. 37-year-old artist Raven Collins from Thonotosassa, Florida has a lucrative business taking cremated remains and making paintings out … Continue reading

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Is God A Democrat, Republican Or An Independent?

Every so often my brain goes into an overload mode, at which point I head for my stash of “brain overload” medications in a vain attempt to function normally during the upcoming political free for all that’s about to consume … Continue reading

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