Boobs, A Horny Snake, Pepsi Cola and Aflac

Orit Fox is a fox but not friendly to snakes.

I’m tellin ya…some days it doesn’t take much to write these blogs. Just sit around and wait for somebody to do something stupid….and this time it wasn’t a politicain. With the exception of Michelle Bachman who thought the first shot of the Revoloutionary War was fired in New Hampshire. Duh! Everyone knows it was Maine.

But, we must move on. There’s more important things happening involving a snake, boobs, Pepsi Cola and Aflac..  Not necessarily all in the same story…but still interesting, and has nothing to do with the Revoloutionary War. I think.

Israeli model Orit Fox, no relation to Redd Fox, or Fox News, had a bit of a problem with a publicity stunt organized by a radio D.J., Schmuick Tayar.

I know, and yes….I’m going to go there.

Here we go.

This guy must have been a real “schmuck” (sorry) to even think of a stunt like this.

His idea was to have, and I don’t know why, Orit hold a snake during this stunt. Maybe to see if the snake could give her a hug or something. You know how most snakes just love to hug people.

Now keep in mind that Orit is supposed to have the largest boobs in Israel. So, any self respecting snake obviously is gonna go bonkers when it gets close to those things. And it did.  It bit her on the boob.

No, I don’t know which one you damn perverts. It doesn’t matter, so let’s get on with the story.  Besides, the photo (blurred) apparently answers your question.

Anyhow, the snake was not aware that Orit’s boobs were made out of silicone, which apparently is deadly to snakes, and he died shortly thereafter.  But….he died happy.

Orit had to get a tetnus shot and was released from the hospital.  Had anyone thought about it, perhaps the snake could have gotten a tetnus shot as well after biting her and may have survived.  Authorities said the sanke died of silicone poinioning, but I’m a bit skeptical.  I mean, I’ve never heard of any guy dying from biting a….um…..neverrrrr  mind.

Onward.

Pepsi Cola has anounced that it has developed a bottle made of 100 percent plant-based material.  This is supposed to reduce it’s carbon footprint.  Meaning that it won’t last as long in the garbage dump than the other bottles and will reduce their environmental impact.

Furthermore, Pepsi plans also to use orange peels, oat hulls, potato scraps and other leftovers from its food business to develop new environmenty friendly products.

I mention this because I see a prospecitve business opportunity for someone with a few bucks to start up a new company. “Garbage-Is-Us.”  Start getting people to save their old potato scraps, orange peels, oat hulls and leftovers and you could make a fortune selling garbage to Pepsi.

My thinking on all of this is that if those new bottles are biogradable, perhaps after you drink a Pepsi, you could actually eat the bottle thereby eliminating the need to recycle bottles or go to the dump.

Then that poses the question….considering I just used the words, “eliminating” and “dump,” if there would be a problem down the road a few hours after eating a bottle. Um….maybe with the bottle cap, which I think isn’t biogradable. Ouch!  Damn edges.

Finally, on a rather sad note, the “Aflac” duck has lost it’s voice.  No more….”A-A-A-AFLAK!!! as voiced by comedian Gilbert Gottfried. Nope…..gone.  Gottfried made some mocking jokes about the recent tsumani in Japan on Twitter over the weekend and it pissed off the insurer’s big wigs.

Perhaps they’ll find a new voice for the duck. Um…let’s see….who’s not so crass. Someone with an irritaing voice.  Someone you’d associate with barnyard animals.  Someone who could basically speak Yogi Berraisms. Hmmmm.

MY GOD!!!!

Sarah Palin!!!

As they say in the cartoons….

(CUE THE P-P-P-IG)

THAT’S ALL FOLKS”

Copyright 2011 MisfitWisdom RLV

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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2 Responses to Boobs, A Horny Snake, Pepsi Cola and Aflac

  1. Doc says:

    I thought one was supposed o suck the venom out right away after the poison got in? You left out that part…so, who was it?

    As for the replacement AFLAC duck, why not someone who (yes) is quite familiar with barnyard animals, such as Obama:

    [IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/r7kdw2.jpg[/IMG]

    or someone who already is a duck (somewhat):

    [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/fp6r2c.gif[/IMG]

    and you thought I was going to say Harry Reid–Nevada’s pet in Washington.

    As for the new Pepsi bottle, I wonder if it will fall apart in our hands while drinking it–especially if i save a case for over two months during the summer?

    • misfit120 says:

      Doc…..you’re just a hopeless conservative. But a nice one. : ) Click here for my daily blog.https://misfit120.wordpress.com

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