Monthly Archives: February 2011

Why Didn’t I Think Of These $$$$$ Inventions?

Probably because I was way to busy goofing off and the rest of the time being a slug.  THAT’s why I didn’t think of these money-making inventions.  And some of them are so stupid, even a stupid person like me could have thought … Continue reading

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Once Again Stupidity Reigns This Week

I’m tellin ya……I’m beginning to really worry about associating with other humans these days.  I mean, animals I can just about trust not to screw me, not to say something stupid, basically because they can’t talk anyhow, and if they did have … Continue reading

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Texting Can Be Dangerous To My Health

You know….I really can’t understand how anyone in their right mind would want to send text messages while they’re driving.  I wish someone……ANYONE….would explain that to me. Only because I’m trying, at the same time, to figure out how to … Continue reading

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Print Your Own Money…..OMG!! Oops…Sorry Feds…I Was Only Joking.

I was joking, but, South Carolina is seriously considering printing their own currency in case the Federal Reserve collapses and hyper-inflation ensues. (hyper-inflation: an excessive amount of over spending on boob jobs) My guess anyhow. In Utah, one politician has gone … Continue reading

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“Subway” Claims Word “Footlong” Is Theirs.

WHAT! I said, Subway is claiming that the word “footlong” is a part of their trademark and should not be used by anyone else in the entire universe when it comes to promoting sandwiches. Which includes Mars, if we ever get … Continue reading

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Blaccch Remedies For Just About Anything

Why is it that whenever anyone recommends a “natural” remedy for anything, it’s like you wanna barf.  Or, there are so many side effects you need another remedy to counter the side affects from the original remedy. I don’t get it. … Continue reading

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Italian Women Outraged Over Berlusconi Sex Scandal

When da moon hitsa your eye lika biga pizza pie, that’s amore……or, um….that’s Berlusconi’s cue. Where the heck is Dean Martin when ya need him? Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who’s in charge of prime things in Italy, I guess, has been priming … Continue reading

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