Limbaugh Implies That The First Lady Is Fat

(Photo courtesty of Republican-Elephant.com)

This is like  “the pot calling the kettle black.”

(picture of the “pot” to the right of this blog)

What a boob. —->

Limbaugh, of all people to imply that Michelle Obama is no swimsuit model.  I mean, I’m short but I sure as hell wouldn’t go around making fun of other short people….like the Seven Dwarfs or something.

On his Monday program of “let’s stir up my brain dead listeners because I need the ratings and publicity segment” he said, and I quote here:

“The problem is–and I dare say this–it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritonary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she’s out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does–what do you mean–what do I mean.”

HUH?

Then goes on to stick his fat foot in his mouth even further by adding:

“I’m trying to say that our first lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman (professional baseball player) Alex Rodriguez might date every six months.”

Is this guy the dumbest person on the face of the earth?  Actually, he’s pretty smart because he knows that if he says something controversial about Michell Obama it would make the headlines. And it did!  So it worked.

But back to the pot kettle thing.  Now if you’re a fairly attractive slim young woman would you want this big fat cigar smoking blabbermouth rolling around on top of you?  And he has the nerve to criticize the First Lady for eating something with a bunch of calories.

What the hell has HE been eating?  (check photo out once again)

Oh yeah, and snorting. Lest we forget his past drug problem.

Hey…if he’s gonna imply that the First Lady is fat, I guess I can imply he has a drug problem.

Um…..are there any fat calories in drugs?

Ooops….sorry you Limbaugh supporters.  It’s ok to do drugs if you’re a celebrity talk show host. Just don’t overdo it on your caloric intake if you’re the First Lady. Unless you don’t care whether Alex Rodriguez asks you out on a date.

The only reason I wrote about this has nothing to do with my like or dislike of Rush.  I say to each his own.  I wrote about this because the guy is “FAT.”  Fat and then saying that Michelle Obama is no swimsuit model or someone that Alex Rodriguez would date when he himself should be looking in the old mirror.

And, if you’re all saying, “Oh sure Misfit, but Rush is married so a hot thin chick, so there!”

I’ll say back to you….do ya think this marriage has anything to do with love and romance more than it has to do with money?”

Hmmmmm.

The bottom line here my little lemmings is that in order to sustain a popular radio talk show, or any show for that matter, you must have RATINGS and you have to consistently draw in listeners AND on occasion make the news.  Which is what Limbaugh did on Monday.

Newspapers jumped at the story. The Internet highlighted it. And, I myself wrote about it today. Ratings, ratings, ratings.

(I hate myself for falling into his publicity trap…..jsut couldn’t help it)

The pot calling the kettle black.

Lets all hear it for the “Mike and Molly” television show folks.

“Look Limbaugh….we don’t give a damn about any stinkin’ calories.”

This whole story gave me a huge craving for ribs……………..

The kind you see within the pages of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue…….my kinda ribs…..calorie free   and just for me.

(DISCLAIMER) Contrary to some opinons voiced in the comments section today, I did not superimpose Rush’s head onto that of the previous day’s “Booby Bird” photograph and any resemblance to that of the “Booby Bird” and Rush Limbaugh are strictly coincidental.

Copyright 2011 MisftiWisdom RLV

Header: chickart@cox.net

Advertisements

About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Limbaugh Implies That The First Lady Is Fat

  1. Doc says:

    Hey wait a minute…that picture looks almost like the “booby bird” from your blog of yesterday! All you did was superimpose Limbaugh’s picture onto the bird! (you should’ve used my picture–more svelte…)

    I think you’re just trying to increase your blog ratings…well, it worked–you got me reading it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s