For those of you who have no brain….please stay at home….you won’t be missed.
First of all, the coupon pictured above should be cut out and filed in your handy-dandy coupon folder until November 2012. Because, as we all know, come election time in 2012 the entire electorate will once again be pissed off at who they voted in and want the damn SOB’s out of office.
It’s called the “Instant Gratification Syndrome” or for short “IGS” which could also stand for, “Idiot Guaranteed Stupidity” which is what most voters have when going to the polls because they actually think that ANY politician can rectify all of our problems in one or two years. Henceforth….”IGS.”
The only thing any politician can rectify in two years, and possibly even less, closely resembles the word “rectify” but is closer to “rectum” and requires that each voter bend over and kiss you know what.
This election should prove to be very interesting considering the flakes running for office and, the flakes that will vote for those flakes running for office. I use the word, “flake” based on the fact that a percentage of voters (flakes) will not vote for a candidate with experience or a performance record, but for their popularity or celebrity statues.
Apparently no one gives a rats behind about the issues.
The issues….remember those? DUH!
So, go out tomorrow and cast your ballot for whomever you think is absolutely the cutest candidate you’ve ever seen, male or female; the candidate that had the most slimy disgusting ad against their opponent; the candidate that really looked cool on TV; the candidate that spent six hundred gazillion dollars so that he or she could be seen every 10 minutes during your favorite TV show; the candidate that always told the truth…..um…..wait a second here……I don’t think I ever saw that last one in a TV ad………
Ah…it doesn’t really matter…..it’s who you can get to believe whatever it is they’re accusing each other of, and if they get the vote, that’s the successful end result. That’s all that matters.
Soooo, if you find out after the election that your candidate lied about his addiction to French Poodles or that he or she is a secret member of the “I Hate Ronald McDonald Society” or that they’re hooked on trans fats, salt, and, (gasp) smoke cigarettes, ………it’s too late.
But why check the facts before you vote? Because it’s too damn time-consuming. Why vote for someone who has addressed the issues that affect us all? Because as much as we all care about the issues, it’s much more fun to vote for someone we absolutely adore, rather than voting for someone, who may or may not be adorable, and who’s too boring and clutters our little minds with things like ISSUES.
So off to the polls tomorrow lemmings. Make your own private choice as to whom you’d like to see decide your future for the next two years.
But……you might wanna clip out this coupon……jusssssst in case.
At least it might get you a free coffee and donut…………
Oh yeah….don’t forget to bend over…..might as well get “that” out of the way……because it’s coming sooner or later.
Copyright 2010 MisfitWisdom RLV