It must be me. It has to be just me. I’m losing it while everyone else on the face of the earth is sane. I’m, apparently the only one on this planet that’s all bent out of shape about Bristol Pain’s fame and $$$$$$ fortune.
Excuse me for a second.
Ok, I’m a bit better now.
Now let me see if I understand this correctly. Sarah Palin resigns as Governor of Alaska, runs for Vice President on the McCain ticket and loses. She immediately becomes a star and potential Presidential candidate in 2012.
(2012…..when the Mayans say the world will come to an end)
Then, Bristol Palin, Sarah’s daughter, has a child out-of-wedlock, gets engaged and then unengaged to Levi, her now banished exboyfriend, and then she goes on speaking tours explaining why teens should abstain from pre marital sex, while making money telling teens about not having pre marital sex that she had, and tell teens they should not have pre marital sex, like she did, so that they won’t screw up their lives, like she did, and then go on to make a gazillion dollars on speaking tours telling teens not to have pre marital sex like she did, because it’s better not to have premarital sex like she did and be a much better person for it.
A much poorer and totally unknown person for taking Bristol’s advice and not having pre marital sex and making a gazillion dollars on a speaking tour……but…..you’ll feel much better about yourself in the end.
Now, it’s been revealed that Bristol will be the newest addition to “Dancing With The Stars.”
Bristol is a F*****G star? No, no, no, no, no,…….Bristol became a star from F*****G, folks. That’s the bottom line here. Well, actually Bristol became a star from that and her mother’s spin-off popularity because we’re all a bunch of stupid wanna be star worshiping idiots.
Have we no shame? Is there an undiscovered hallucinogenic drug somewhere in the vegetables that we’re eating that’s making us all stupid? Stupid, stupid, stupid I tell ya!!!
Now honestly, pleeease……please…..can’t anyone see what the hell we’re becoming? IDIOTS! Here’s a young girl, the daughter of a (cough) famous political person who’s had a child at a very young age, and now she’s making big bucks by speaking on tours and going on television shows! What the F**K is wrong with you people who think this is great!
Geeeez.why don’t we make stars out of the subway bomber….stick him on a, “How I made A Bomb That Didn’t Go Off Show.” Or….”How I Can Teach You To Become A Terrorist Too.”
How about a “Double Jeopardy” show with Alex Trebek where you have to actually put someone in jeopardy, like send them out to rob a bank, and if they don’t get caught, they return to the program, go to the next level, which is triple jeopardy, where you knock off someone and so on. I bet people would watch that!
So, we’ve an got unwed teen mother getting her own show. A White House party crasher on “Real Housewives”. The former vice presidential candidate, with her own show. Shows on “dirty jobs” “cooking crisis” “bounty hunting” “whale wars” “desperate housewives” “wife swap”…hummmm….perhaps those desperate housewives should do the wife swap thing and they won’t be so desperate anymore.
It just goes on and on. What it boils down to is rewarding stupid people for doing stupid things so that other stupid people can watch them do stupid things on stupid television which is being run by a bunch of stupid people.
No wonder kids in most schools today don’t have a freakin’ clue about anything. You don’t have to. Just remain stupid and the world is your oyster with some jerk handing you the pearl to tell your story.
So, in the final conclusion, is all this teaching anyone, including kids, anything?
The answer is….YES!
You can be a total F***UP and still become famous and make a gazillion bucks.
That’s the good news children.
The bad news…………..
The rest of us smart and sane people will eventually have to clean up the mess they’ve made of everything…..including the state of our society.
Scuse me while I take another tranquilizer.
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