Sarah Jessica Parker……I Don’t Get It!

L-R Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis. Which face screams out, "Make love to me you beast?"

Ok, ok, I may be crossing the line here folks, but every so often I just don’t get it. 

What “I don’t get” today is the fascination with “Sex In The City” star Sarah Jessica Parker.  Out of the four, Cynthia Nixon, Kin Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker, I personally think all the other three have it over Sarah. 

Now “you” make the comparison with the photos I’ve posted here.  I’ve cropped the photo of all of the girls only showing their legs.  Now pick out the best set of legs.  I’ll bet ya you didn’t pick Sarah’s.

(at the bottom of this blog is the answer to whose legs belong to whom)

Now, if you just happened to be one of the few who picked Sarah’s legs, you absolutely have no taste in women, obviously live by yourself in a third floor apartment with your mother and one cat, and still think that the old joke, “Jonny Cash is a pay toilet” is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.

Further proof that Sarah falls into my “I don’t get it” category is the other photo I’ve posted of all four stars. 

Now once again, while looking at the photograph, ask yourself if Sarah is the one you’d pick sitting at a bar ready to hit on someone with your best pickup line.  Something real original like, “So, what’s your sign…..Scorpio, Aquarious…heh heh.”

If you STILL picked out Sarah, you obviously need to schedule an immediate visit to your local optometrist to have your eyes checked before you make a pass at some poor defenseless animal who strayed into your yard who you think might be your sexy next door neighbor.

I’m not claiming to be an expert on women but, being a red-blooded male who’s had raging hormones for many years, I know what is attractive and what is not.  And I’ve never hit on a stray animal. At least as far as I can remember if I wasn’t smoking pot or drunk.

Now, if any of you disagree with me, that’s fine.  You can post your comments as such. 

However, if you do, then everyone else will know just exactly how bad your taste in women is, and the word will be out. 

Well, at least you’ll have your mom, the cat and that Johnny Cash joke to comfort you in your lonely existence. 

Then again, Sarah Jessica Parker may be just right for you.

(From left to right in legs photo: Cynthia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis….photos courtesy of “OK” magazine)

Copyright 2010 MisfitWisdom RLV

About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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1 Response to Sarah Jessica Parker……I Don’t Get It!

  1. Tom says:

    Well, maybe she has a sexy name! Sarah Jessica Parker, kind of rhymes doesn’t it? I did pick Kim’s legs. The others should be sued for being imposters.
    Oh well, it’s easy to pick on others when you have the right one.

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