Tag Archives: Willie Wonka
Whoever Wins “Powerball” Wednesday…um…can ya send me a few bucks?
Yep….this Wednesday an earth shattering event takes place. The revelation of a new Mayan calendar that says they were only kidding about the world coming to an end on December 21st. Funny people, those Mayans. Well, personally I’m still waiting … Continue reading
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Tagged blog writing, IRS, lotteries, Mayans, Powerball Jackpot, Red Sox, Romper Room, Willie Wonka, Yankees
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WTF! Now Whale Barf Is Worth Money!!
Like I always say. You can’t make this stuff up. Ya see this photo of this innocent looking 8-year-old kid below. Cute isn’t he. He’s also gonna get around $63,000 dollars for what appears to be a really neat rock … Continue reading
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Tagged ambergris, anorexia, cats, Charlie Tuna, Clint Eastwood, fish, W. C. Fields, whales, Willie Wonka
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Is The “Tootsie Roll” Factory and “Area 51″ Connected?
You might say that I tend to get off on conspiracy theories and mysteries very easily what with all the secrecy about Mitt Romney’s taxes, Obama’s birth certificate, Donald Trump’s hair and what came first, the chicken or the egg. … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Area 51, Buchanan and Goodman, Drudge Report, Keebler Cookies, New Mexico, Roswell, Tootsie Rolls, UFO's, Willie Wonka
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Johnny Depp as Tonto. Hi Yo Stereotype…..as some are claiming, Kemo Sabe
First this: The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, “Who’s white horse it that outside?” The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, … Continue reading
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Tagged Armie Hammer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Atlanta Braves, Charlie McCarthy & Edger Bergen, Cleveland Indians., Clyde Tolson, Edward Scissorhands, Indians, J. Edgar, Jay Silverheels, Johnny Depp, Kemo Sabe, Pirates of the Carribbean, S. F. Padres, St Louis Cardnials, The Lone Ranger, Tonto, Willie Wonka, Winklevoss Twins
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