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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)
Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading
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Tagged Dodge Ram, Ford, Fox News, Harley-Davidson, Home Depot, Jack Daniels, Kentucky, KY Jelly, motorcycles, Obama, trucks, TV Commercials, Viagra, WalMart
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Reflections On Being Old: (um not that “I’M” old mind you)
I was in a long distance conversation the other day with a close friend of mine who lives in the land of OZ (Australia) whose name I shall not mention, (Charlie) and during that conversation a discussion about old people … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Australia, Charlie Chan, Cialis, Honey Boo Boo, Justin Bieber, Larry King, old people, seniors, sex, Viagra, Village People
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My Favorite Activity: Naked Gardening
You know that old song title, “San Francisco: Wear a Flower In Your Hair.” Well how about a new song title for this day and age: “Seattle: Plant Flowers and Show All Your Hair.” While gardening entirely naked. Which is … Continue reading
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Tagged "World Naked Gardening Day, birds and the bees, bugs, Cialis, dorks, Durkee seeds, gardening, naked, Seattle, seeds, Viagra, worms
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I Must Be Getting Old. These Sex Tips Just Don’t Cut It.
You know you’re getting old when you come across a web site that lists 20 things to enhance your sex life and out of the 2o suggestions the only one that makes any sense is “talk dirty,” which I do anyway, … Continue reading
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Tagged "iVillage, Fruit of the Loom, John Phillips Sousa, Julie Andrews, Mandrake the Magician, Mick Jagger, Miss Piggy, Rolling Stones, Sam & Dave, sex, Timex, Viagra
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Erectile Disfunction Takes A Dive……In Saudi Arabia*. (*this does not involve any camels)
I was rummaging around the MisfitWisdom closet full of old blogs that were shelved for one reason or another, mostly because sometimes I think that particular blog sucked. But I save it just in case I have a change of heart. … Continue reading
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Tagged Cialis, Enzyte, erectile dysfunction, Erector Sets, Snafi, Viagra
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New Book Says Return From Death Possible. The Good News and The Bad News Is………….
Like everyone always says to you, “Hey, I got some good news and some bad news for ya….whaddya want first?” I personally choose the bad news option first. Then, if it’s really bad news, and I’m crying hysterically, someone can give me … Continue reading
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Tagged cremations, France, Frankenstein, Igor, life after death, Stony Brook University, Viagra
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Roger Clemens To Pitch Again. This opens up a lot of possibilities for seniors.
WARNING: Before you attempt to read today’s MisfitWisdom blog, be advised that due to a lack of donations, I have taken drastic action and installed a toll booth at the beginning of this blog. Anyone wishing to read today’s blog … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, baseball, Beano, Boston Red Sox, CHIPS, Cialis, Ensure, Eric Estrada, Gatorade, Luis Tiant, Medicaid, medicare, Nolan Ryan, Roger Clemens, seniors, social security, Sugar Land Skeeters, Viagra
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HAH! Those “Direct TV” Commercials Were Right!
(Excerpt from a news story on the Internet yesterday) Hair growth pills turns man into a woman “A man who took pills to help cure his baldness has claimed they turned him into a woman. While William McKee’s hair failed … Continue reading
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Tagged baldness, Cialis, Direct TV, Karate, Lola by the Kinks, Propecia, TV Commercials, Viagra
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OMG! Did I Just Fall Into That 1% Catagory?
(UPDATE) AP 7/14/12 “U.S. Says Billions Wasted On Iraq Projects. $51 Million dollars unaccounted for.” AP 7/19/12 “The poverty line for a family of four according to the government is $22,314″ Time Magazine: 7/30/12 “14,000 which is the number of … Continue reading
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Tagged Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Mitt Romney, Occupy Wall Street, The 1%, The Palins, Veterans Admininstation, Viagra
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A Free Donut!!!! Holy Donut Holes!!!! WHERE? WHEN? It’s Gigantic !!!!
Can you tell that it doesn’t take much to excite me. All ya have to do is mention the word “free” and combine it with either sex, or donut, and I’m off the freakin’ wall. AND….because, at my age, it’s … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Cialis, Depends, Dixie Cups, Dunkin Donuts, England, Entenmanns, Krispy Kreme, National Donut Day, Queen Elizabeth, Salvation Army, Viagra
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