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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.
Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading
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Tagged Burger King, coffee, FedEx, funerals, IRS, McDonalds, South Carolina, Starbucks, The Graduate, UPS
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Home Security: Now You Too Can Have An ICBM In Your Apartment.
Hey….screw those panty waist namby pamby wouldn’t scare a respectable burglar security systems. Nope….give me a biggggg “Inter Continental Ballistic Missile” (ICBM) that I can put in my living room right next to my TV remote….jusssst in case during one … Continue reading
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Tagged air defense, Britain, George Zimmerman, ICBM, Iraq, Olympics, Prince William, Queen Elizabeth, Rupert Murdoch, UPS
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The Oscar Nominations…..REALLY!!!
Every stinkin’ year we normal everyday slugs have to endure the horn blowing and hype of the entertainment industry as they pat themselves on the back for a great job for giving us movies to keep us entertained so that … Continue reading
The 12 Items Of Christmas Now Costs Over $100,000
I came across an article that usually appears regularly this time of the year. It’s a breakdown of how much the items in the song, “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” would cost you if you had to go out and … Continue reading
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Tagged Fed Ex, Newt Gingrich, Servicemaster, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, UPS
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Publishers Clearing Hose…um….House.
Have you EVER seen the Publishers Clearing House van in your neighborhood? Probably not. If you have, then you’re one of the lucky ones who actually won a prize from PCH, like a million dollars, now appear on one of … Continue reading
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Tagged contests, FedEx, prize patrol, Publishers Clearing House, sweepstakes, UPS, USPS
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Rep. John Fleming: “How Do ya Expect Me To Feed My Family On $400 Thousand?
Gawd…I’ve been so selfish. I didn’t realize that Rep. John Fleming (R) Louisiana only had a mere four hundred thousand dollars left out of his income of over six million with which to feed his entire family. And here I … Continue reading
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Tagged Dept. of Justice, Dunkin Donuts, John Kerry, Louisiana, Newt Gingrich, Rep. John Fleming, Subway, Tiffanys, UPS
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The USPS Is In Trouble. I Say, Bring Back The Pony Express.
United States Postal Service Postmaster General, or sergeant Patrick Donahoe I’m not quite sure what his rank is these days, says that the USPS may have to shut down if Congress doesn’t allocate some funds. In a meeting with Congressional … Continue reading
Life Without The Post Office!!!! OMG!!!!
Ok, I’m the first to admit that I can’t imagine life on earth without the United States Postal Service, affectionately known as USPS or the place that sends out and also delivers “snail mail.” Although I’ve personally never received a … Continue reading
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Tagged Burjer King, deficit, Fed Ex, Home Depot, IRS, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Survivor, The Killing, UPS, USPS
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