Tag Archives: Steven Colbert
Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?
The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading
Yesterday I Broke A Cardinal Rule. Today, A Cardinal Broke One, After He Died.
I guess that makes the score even. One for one. Hey! If a Cardinal can break a cardinal rule, then they should cut me a little slack here. Whoever it is that cuts you slack when you break a cardinal rule … Continue reading
I Think I Need A Super Pac….HEY! It’s Worth A Shot.* *subtitled WTF!
As you all know, the consistently unpopular waste of time and good space MisfitWisdom PayPal useless good for nothing donate link is always at the bottom of every blog that you read. Does it work? NO! Do I get any … Continue reading
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Tagged Comedy Central, donations, grovelling, money, one million dollars, pac funds, PayPal, road kill, Steven Colbert, Super pacs
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What’s Happening At Comedy Central? Where’s Steven Colbert?
Flash! Late breaking news. I just love using that word, “flash,” or “bulletin,” but bulletin sounds kinda urgent, so I’ll just go with “flash!” Here’s the news release that appeared all over the Internet yesterday: Enlarge PhotoFILE- This Thursday, June … Continue reading
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Tagged Associated Press, CIA, Comedy Central, FBI, Girl Scouts, Harold Camping, Jon Stewart, Nancy Pelosi, Seal team 6, Steven Colbert, The Daily Show, The Mayans
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I Want My Own Damn Super Pac…or at least a backpac’ I can carry money in.
Super Pacs are nothing like Superman, and should not be confused with the man of steel whom we all loved and cherished because he could leap tall buildings at a single bound, was faster than a speeding bullet and was … Continue reading
Seriously Iowa…NEWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody, anybody! The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher, The Muppets, God….ANYBODY!!! Puleeeeese tell me what the hell Iowa is thinking. Recent polls for the Republican Presidential nomination put “The Newt” in double-digit numbers as Iowa’s first choice. … Continue reading
Bring Out The Nut Balls…It’s Party Time….and “FFFF” Award Time.
I’m really beginning to suspect that there’s a new drug out there that’s really potent and causes excessive stupidity. How else can ya explain the nut ball comments made by the queen of nut balls, Ann Coulter and Donald “The … Continue reading
Loosey Goosey, Chicken Lickin,’ Foxy Loxy and um..Oh Yeah….Rick Perry
The Skys Fallin’! The Skys Fallin’! Um….wait a sec…..its not the sky, but Rick Perry’s brain. Which may be clouded by some really good drugs if you happened to catch his speech on “YouTube.” Perry appeared in New Hampshire to … Continue reading
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Tagged Comcast, Comedy Central, Cornerstone, Jon Stewart, McDonalds, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney, New Hampshire, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Steven Colbert, Texas, Wolf Blitzer, YouTube
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The MisfitWisdom Repore’…..(sorry Steven)
IT’S THE MISFITWISDOM REPORE’ FROM COMEDY CENTRAL….WITH YOUR HOST……MISFIT!! (audience applauds) Thank you, thank you…..you’re all just too wonderful…… Tonight on the Misfit Repore’………….. Does Donald Trump Suck On Lemons……..if he doesn’t, then his lips are deformed….. “Catherine Zeta Jones … Continue reading
