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Um, Are Dildos, Condoms and Vibrators Considered, “Tools of the Trade?”
Ya know, I never considered that when one speaks of “tools of the trade,” that perhaps one is referring to the various tools used to perform ones trade if one is a hooker…….or, running, so to speak, an escort service. … Continue reading
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Tagged Australia, Condoms, dildos, hookers, maid services, Miners, Queensland, sex, trades, vibrators
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The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.
Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading
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Tagged drugs, seniors, sex, hookers, New Jersey, bingo, prostitution, Lawrence Welk, elderly, assisted living facilities, accordians, Snuggle, Bounce, Arm & Hammer
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Reflections On Being Old: (um not that “I’M” old mind you)
I was in a long distance conversation the other day with a close friend of mine who lives in the land of OZ (Australia) whose name I shall not mention, (Charlie) and during that conversation a discussion about old people … Continue reading
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Tagged AARP, Australia, Charlie Chan, Cialis, Honey Boo Boo, Justin Bieber, Larry King, old people, seniors, sex, Viagra, Village People
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Sex = Funderwear = Smartphones = Really Safe Sex.
Lest you think that “I” am the only one with sex on the brain because I just happen to come across stories involving sex or sheep, I take absolutely no responsibility for this next story which “I” did not find … Continue reading
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Tagged "Durex, Australia, Batman, Condoms, Funderwear, phone sex, safe sex, sex, Superman, Zorro
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I Must Be Getting Old. These Sex Tips Just Don’t Cut It.
You know you’re getting old when you come across a web site that lists 20 things to enhance your sex life and out of the 2o suggestions the only one that makes any sense is “talk dirty,” which I do anyway, … Continue reading
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Tagged "iVillage, Fruit of the Loom, John Phillips Sousa, Julie Andrews, Mandrake the Magician, Mick Jagger, Miss Piggy, Rolling Stones, Sam & Dave, sex, Timex, Viagra
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“Hot Teachers” Make The News. Subtitled: Where The Hell Were They When I Was In High School
I think we’ve all been down this path once or twice. Ms. Honeybunz, the high school English teacher enters the room in her body clinging sarong, well, maybe not a sarong, but in our adolescent minds, it WAS a sarong … Continue reading
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Tagged "50 Shades of Grey, Dockers, Gilligan's Island, Guitar Hero, jocks, Michigan, Miss Piggy, Parochial Schools, school days, Sesame Street, sex, teachers, Tina Louise, Van Halen, Zorro
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NEVER….EVER….Ask For Advice From A Taxi Driver.
Look folks. I’m not an expert on a lot of things. But one thing I know for sure is that you should never ask a taxi driver for advice. Trust me on this one. I myself, having spent many dark … Continue reading
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Tagged bank robbery, cabbies, disc jockys, General Motors, hookers, horses, marriage, Pimlico, radio broadcasting, sex, taxi driving, Wisconsin
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Shipbuilding Can Be Very Sensous….But Also Very Confusing.
Aye….if yer a landlubber such as I, you have absolutely no idea what the hell anyone who spends a lot of time around ships is talkin’ about when you get into a conversation with any of them. I came to … Continue reading
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Tagged booby birds, Lil Abner, Mad Magazine, Mae West, Playboy Magazine, sailing, sailors, sex, ships. shipbuilding
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Men Once Again Take Another Hit On Sex….WTF!
Once again it’s come to my attention that way too much is coming to my attention. Not that I don’t pay any attention to all this stuff that does come to my attention, and sometimes just try to avoid it, … Continue reading
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Tagged "N-Z Daily Aggregator, Betty White, Clarence Carter, Ray Charles, sex
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Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?
The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading
