Tag Archives: Secret Service

Woman To Be New Head Of Secret Service. WHAT! Woman…Secret! OMG!!!!

Posted on March 28, 2013 by misfit120

As far as I’m concerned the words “secret” and “woman” should not be used in the same sentence. Especially if you’re saying something to a woman like, “Can ya keep a secret?” The only secret a woman can keep is … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Abe Lincoln, Bill Clinton, Colombia, gossip, Hillary Clinton, hookers, Monica Lewinsky, Secret Service, secrets, The Cadillacs, Victoria's Secret, Washington Nationals, Wikipedia | Leave a comment

Once Again Prostitutes, (and one Senator) Get A Bad Rap.

Posted on February 7, 2013 by misfit120

Like Rodney Dangerfield used to say in his act, “I get no respect.” Of course, Rodney wasn’t a prostitute, but if he were, he still wouldn’t get any respect. You would think that an age-old institution such as prostitution would … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Bart Simpson, Congressman Robert Menendez, conservatives, Dominican Republic, FBI, Homeland Security, hookers, New Jersey, prostitution, Rodney Dangerfield, Secret Service | 2 Comments

Replacing The $1 Bill With A Coin. Hmmm….the Feds are bored once again.

Posted on December 3, 2012 by misfit120

So, nobody can decide, or agree, on just exactly how to avoid the fiscal cliff. No big deal. As avoiding cliffs go. Which is why most roads with steep hills and long drops over the side have guard rails. So … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged dollar coin, Edsel, Federal Reserve, Lone Ranger, Mr. 880, Reynolds Aluminum, Sacagawea, Secret Service | Leave a comment

Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?

Posted on November 12, 2012 by misfit120

The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Bill Clinton, boobs, CIA, FBI, General David Petraeus, Hugh Hefner, Jon Stewart, Larry Caig, National Geographic, Playboy Magazine, Saturday Night Live, Secret Service, seduction, sex, Steven Colbert, Wordpress | Leave a comment

Monica Lewinsky Goes Down On Bill Again…..um……sort of.

Posted on September 21, 2012 by misfit120

Get your minds out of the gutter ya damn perverts. Um….on second thought, it’s ok, you can actually stay in the gutter because this blog today is about Monica Lewinsky writing a tell all book about her encounter with former … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Ann Coulter, Bill Clinton, Chick-fil-A, George W. Bush, Linda Tripp, Mitt Romney, Monica Lewinsky, National Enquirer, Secret Service, trysts, Village People | Leave a comment

“TAXI”…….. The TV Show, Reincarnated Columbian Style

Posted on April 23, 2012 by misfit120

Could the old TV series “Taxi” be making a comeback…..in Columbia? Hey, the pickings are ripe considering the recent popularity of 42-yea old Jose Pena a taxi driver in Columbia who is now a huge celebrity thanks to the Secret … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Andy Kaufman, Carol Kane, Christopher Lloyd, Columboa, Danny DiVito, Jeff Conaway, Judd Hirsch, Marilu Henner, Secret Service, TAXI TV Program, Tony danza | Leave a comment

Cow Crisis At The U.S. Forest Service In Colorado

Posted on April 20, 2012 by misfit120

Here we all are wasting our time watching news stories about the coming Presidential election, the Secret Service scandal, Mitt Romney’s enrollment in a class that teaches you how to tell a joke without looking stupid and Newt Gingrich attacking … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Aspen Colorado, Conundrum Hot Springs, cows, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Secret Service, U.S. Forest Service | Leave a comment

Secret Service Agents Couldn’t Keep Their Secret….In Their Secret Undercover Pants

Posted on April 15, 2012 by misfit120

It’s pretty bad when you’re a Secret Service Agent on duty in Columbia and you’re supposed to be protecting the President of the United States by being secretly hiding in bushes and trees, which is where I guess you’re supposed … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Arizona, Barbarella, Batman & Robin, Columbia, credit cards, hookers, Hooters, Jane Fonda, N.Y. Times, Obama, prostitution, Secret Service, Supai | Leave a comment

Andrew Breitbart…OMG!! A New Wave Of Conspiracy Theories Hits The Stupidnet

Posted on March 3, 2012 by misfit120

You all know that when I get totally frustrated by stupidity, I tend to go off the deep end by making a solemn trek out to my backyard, heading for the biggest tree I can find, and just proceed to … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Abraham Zapruder, Al Green, Andrew Briebart, Associated Press, Bill Clinton, Capricorn One, CIA, FBI, Lee Harvey Oswald, Orson Bean, President Obama, Secret Service, Sirhan Sirhan, The Wizard Of Oz | Leave a comment

Important News You May Have Missed By Spending Way Too Much Time In The Bathroom

Posted on August 19, 2011 by misfit120

Look, someone has to keep all of you informed as to what the hell is going on, so it might as well be me. Considering I have nothing better to do other than keeping all of you informed. Besides, unlike … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Coco Chanel, Coco Crisp, David Letterman, George Bush, John McCain, Megamind, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Nazi's, Oakland Athletics, President Obama, Reince Prebus, Rick Perry, Secret Service, Vaughn Meader | Leave a comment