Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Now You Can Pull Your Own Teeth. Do It Yourself Dentistry…Oh Joy!

– Why it was just last week that I said to myself, “Geez, if I could only give myself a route canal without having to pay all the expenses that it would entail.”  Not that I actually need a root … Continue reading

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Martha Stewart Has Legs….The NRA Convention….They Have Arms.

I centered today’s blog on two subjects today. Martha Stewart and the NRA. Why? Because I write this blog and I can decide on whatever the freak I wanna write about. So there! Doesn’t have to make any sense…..I just do … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin: Open Mouth….Insert Foot.

I’m not arguing the point that Ms. Palin doesn’t have the right to say what she thinks. Just as the 2nd amendment guarantees the right for every American citizen to arm bears, we also have the right to freedom of … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas. WHAT! This Is What I Got You For Christmas!!!!

Christmas morning everyone opened their gifts around their Christmas trees. We couldn’t afford one this year so I decorated a coat rack that we had in the front hall with some lights and tinsel and a few ornaments and it … Continue reading

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The 1,000th Misfit Wisdom Blog. For what it’s worth.

MisfitWisdom A Humorous Look At Life Yes folks….a milestone. The 1,000th MW blog. To commemorate this special occasion I decided to ask myself, “WTF” am I still writing this useless stuff. Having no freakin’ clue, other than stupidity, mainly because I … Continue reading

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Romney Picks Ryan As VP. Damn! I Got All Excited. I Thought It Was Meg Ryan.

Just like everyone else, I was anticipating with bated breath, whatever bated breath means, most likely holding a worm in one’s mouth while attempting to put such worm on a hook, when I learned that Mitt Romney was going to … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston Pollinates AGAIN! Spermapalozza Gone Wild!

Ya gotta love a guy that just keeps on giving. In this instance, Levi Johnston. You remember him.  Sure ya do.  Remember….he was the guy who brought on stardom, fame and fortune to Bristol Palin by having sex with her. … Continue reading

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The “Quaker Oats” Guys’ Amazing Diet and Makeover

Ya gotta hand it to “Weight Watchers” or “Jenny Craig,” although I’m not sure which diet the Quaker Oats guy was on, for possibly helping the ol coot to lose a few pounds. For years, years I tell ya, this … Continue reading

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What Happens When You Have Lack of Concentration

When writing these blogs I tend to concentrate on one subject, which usually depends on how long I can actually concentrate on one subject.  Which usually isn’t very long. I have a short attention span. Which I think most short … Continue reading

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Bristol Palin Is Waiting For President Obama To Call Her* *Subtitled: DHYHOYAW She Gets The MW FFFF Award.

Once again it is with great pride that I present the MisfitWisdom, “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award” to Bristol Palin. Honorable mention to newt Gingrich. Presented in the category of……..”WTF.” Yes, I know that “DHYHOYAW” seems like it might be … Continue reading

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