Tag Archives: Rush Limbaugh
The Mystery Of The Unmarried Pregnant Anteater
I’m tellin’ ya, with all of the scandals engulfing Washington these days, it’s just fodder for Republicans to go after President Obama for whatever they can go after him for. Now yet another scandal that most likely has White House … Continue reading
“Not Tonight Dear.” FINALLY……A Solution! (for men at least)
First of all, let me state that as a 100% red-blooded American male I have had my share of hearing, “Not tonight dear” excuses when it comes to sex. Secondly, let me state that “I” am only writing about this … Continue reading
Somehow I Just Don’t Get It. N.Y. Mayor Bloombergs Crusades
Crusades are great, if you’re a Viking and like to loot and pillage. Nothing like a great night of looting and pillaging a village and having your way with a few female villagers to make your night. That’s part of … Continue reading
Rush Limbaugh Is Sorry! Hold On! Is A Star Rising In the East?
OMG! Rush Limbaugh is sorry! Unless, he’s really not and learned a new word, “sorry” and thinks it’s some kinda slur against women’s reproductive choices. Or another term for his use of the word, “slut.” Like, “Sorry ma’am, (but thinking … Continue reading
Freedom Of Speech. Um….But If We Don’t Like What You Say, We’ll Deport Your Butt.
Ya gotta love being an American. You know, all the gun rights we have guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment, freedom of speech, and……WAIT! OMG! Someone actually attempted to try that freedom of speech thing. WTF! And the guy isn’t even … Continue reading
Merry Christmas. WHAT! This Is What I Got You For Christmas!!!!
Christmas morning everyone opened their gifts around their Christmas trees. We couldn’t afford one this year so I decorated a coat rack that we had in the front hall with some lights and tinsel and a few ornaments and it … Continue reading
There’s “Tacky” and Then There’s Rich and “Tacky.”
Just to give you all an example of how out of freakin’ touch rich people are in comparison to us low lives who are just taking up space on this earth, I’m going to tell you about David and Jackie … Continue reading
Does Singing Country and Western Music Make You Go Nuts?
First….if you pass this Dutch drunk driving test, you can continue on reading this blog. The correct answer is, I don’t care what the correct answer is, I’m staying behind the bike. Congratulations if you got it right. Now you … Continue reading
Arianna Huffington and The Huffington Post: I Think We Were Separated At Birth.
Arianna Huffington, who publishes the “Huffington Post” which one can view on the Internet, whose real name is Arianna Stassinopoulous, (Greek) but changed it because she either got tired of taking ten minutes to sign checks or didn’t want to … Continue reading