Tag Archives: Rick Santorum
Is Polygamy Like Origami? Um….maybe not.
This is origami: This is not: To prove to all of my blog readers that I have an open mind, which doesn’t mean there’s nothing between both ears but air, I’m going to touch on a controversial subject today. Polygamy. … Continue reading
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Tagged attention deficit disorder, Catholic church, origami, polygamy, Rick Santorum, same-sex marriage, talk radio, Utah
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Women Topless In New York. Which Is Legal….Unlike 16 Oz Super Drinks.
OK. First of all you all know that Mayor Bloomberg has banned the sale of 16 oz soda drinks in New York City. Which, I guess is considered a major crime if you so much as attempt to guzzle one … Continue reading
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Tagged Jiminy Cricket, Kentucky, Lady Godiva, Mayor Bloomberg, Moria Johnston, New York City, nudity, Peter & Gordon, Pinocchio, Rick Santorum, SWAT, topless women
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What’s All This Fuss About Chickens?
I was so busy reading important news stories like Bristol Palin returning to “Dancing With The Idiots” and people getting all bent outta shape because some major networks were showing the Olympic winners before it was actually televised here in th … Continue reading
I Need A License To Have Sex? OMG!!
Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner has spoken out about the continuing flap over contraception. That word, “contraception” closely resembles the word ” contraption” which means “gadget” which, when referring to “contraception” means that men’s “gadgets” are under fire when it … Continue reading
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Tagged Clarence Carter, Condoms, contraception, CVS, Hugh Hefner, Nissan, Playboy Magazine, Rick Santorum, veterans, VFW, WalMart
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Employment Suggestions For Newt Gingrich When He Drops Out Of The Race For President
You may think that I’m jumping the gun here, whatever jumping the gun actually means, never quite figured that one out, but, anyway, I was thinking about Newt’s chances of locking up the nomination for a run at the Presidency. … Continue reading
The Catholic Church Is Being Too Catholic…Sorry GOD…But I Had To Chime In On This One.
GOD will most likely be really ticked off at me for writing today’s blog, but I figure it this way. If GOD doesn’t have a sense of humor, which HE may not, considering I’ve never seen HIM on my list … Continue reading
The “Quaker Oats” Guys’ Amazing Diet and Makeover
Ya gotta hand it to “Weight Watchers” or “Jenny Craig,” although I’m not sure which diet the Quaker Oats guy was on, for possibly helping the ol coot to lose a few pounds. For years, years I tell ya, this … Continue reading
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Tagged Chris Christie, Jenny Craig, Joe Pesci, Larry King, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, PepsiCo, Quaker Oats, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Sarah Palin
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WTF!! NOW ITS GIANT WASPS!!! What the hell is going on?
You know, this is the third blog I’ve written about giant things. Huge disgusting man-eating chew your legs off things. First it was that damn snake, Titanoboa or something. Then that really ugly-looking rat, the “Gambian” with Mafia connections. NOW….NOW….here … Continue reading
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Tagged Florida, Gambian rat, Incredible Hulk, Indonesia, Komodo wasp, lou ferrigno, Off, Pat Robertson, Raid, Rick Santorum, seniors, Titanoboa snake, University of California
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Cows May Soon Be In The Unemployement Line….A Moooooving Story
A recent news item I happened to come across mentioned briefly that some restaurants are considering offering patrons cowless hamburgers. This wasn’t earth shattering news to me because I’ve actually eaten a hamburger that did not require the demise of … Continue reading
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Tagged bovines, cow jokes, cows, golf, Illinois, Kentucky, lottery, Louisiana, Rick Santorum, veternarians
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What A Fool Believes* Subtitled: “Hey, you callin me a damn mushroom?”
*Yes, I know it’s a Doobie Brothers song. It always amazes me during the political season, which usually lasts three or four seasons, the number of stories I come across that you’d have to be a fool to believe. For … Continue reading
