Tag Archives: Rick Perry
I Couldn’t Concentrate On One Thing Today, So: “Freakouts,” “Killing Rats,” “Waffle House Sex,” and Some Other Stuff.
I’m suffering from “Internet Overload” today. There’s just way too much stuff that caught my attention on the World Wide Spider web today to concentrate on just one thing. I feel like I should take my “Dirt Devil” vacuum and … Continue reading
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Tagged coal mining, exorcisim, Galapagos, hari kari, Home Depot, Lowes, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, New Jersey, Obama, Papa John's Pizza, rats, Rick Perry, Texas GOP, Waffle House
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To “UFO” Or Not To Not “UFO.” THAT Is The Alien Question.
Do aliens exist? Is there another planet out there, besides Arizona, that actually supports other kinds of life? Besides Arizona. Did an alien spacecraft crash in the town of Roswell, New Mexico back in 1947? Other than some Mexican who … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Annie Jacobson, Area 51, Arizona, CIA, donald trump, Huffington Post, Mexicans, New Mexico, Newt Gingrich, Pastor Harold Camping, Rick Perry, Roswell, Sheb Wooley, U2, UFO's
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Where The Best Doughnuts Are: Police Depts…..Pay Attention.
Depending on just where you live, the holy grail of any respectable cop is the almighty, “donut,” or “doughnut” depending on which way you care to spell it. Never could understand that one. Now we all have our favorite donuts, … Continue reading
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Tagged Allies Donuts, cops and donuts, Donuts, Dunkin Donuts, Honey Dew Donuts, Krispy Kreme, Quaker Oats, Rick Perry
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If You’re Going To Tampa, Wear A Flower In Your Hair*
*Remember that old Scott McKenzie song from 1967 (San Francisco Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair) Ah yes….peace and love. Flowers all over the place. Beautiful psychedelic drawings highlighted with black lighting. The sweet smell of marijuana. Women … Continue reading
I Want My Own Damn Super Pac…or at least a backpac’ I can carry money in.
Super Pacs are nothing like Superman, and should not be confused with the man of steel whom we all loved and cherished because he could leap tall buildings at a single bound, was faster than a speeding bullet and was … Continue reading
Vultures, Carcasses, Dog Poop, Perry, Romney and Newt…..Nice Combination Don’t Ya Think
Sometimes it’s very difficult to come up with a blog title that basically gives readers some sort of a hint as to what the hell I’m writing about. I myself was torn between calling this blog, “Rick Perry Goes Bananas … Continue reading
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Tagged Bain Corp., Charles Bronson, Irish Setters, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Sissy Spacek
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Outdated Words Get The Deep Six. Oops….Is “Deep Six” One Of Them?
Actually the term “deep six” means burial at sea according to my handy-dandy MisfitWisdom 5000 electronic word search computertron gizmo. (Internet) I guess it’s still ok to use that term if you want to bury someone at sea. “OK Mrs. … Continue reading
MW’s “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award.” VOTERS
You’ll have to excuse me this morning folks. I just came in from the backyard where an Oak tree and myself spent some quality time together. Namely banging my head against that tree so that I can knock some freakin’ … Continue reading
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Tagged Charlie Sheen, Dr. Evil, Flashpoint, Iowa, John Hunstman, Larry & Curly, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Moe, N.Y. Times, New Hampshire, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Ron Paul
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Unusual Political Xmas Cards….Take THIS Hallmark!
In the spirit of the Holiday Season MisfitWisdom takes a look at what some of the Christmas cards the political candidates for the Presidency, along with the President himself, might consider sending out to prospective voters. So, with thanks to … Continue reading
Who Said What In 2011 and…We Should Care Why?
Every year at this time someone writes something about the events that took place during the past year. The usual stuff like celebrity obits and the top news stories of the year. Much of which we were all trying to … Continue reading
