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The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.

Posted on May 16, 2013 by

Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading →

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Once Again Prostitutes, (and one Senator) Get A Bad Rap.

Posted on February 7, 2013 by

Like Rodney Dangerfield used to say in his act, “I get no respect.”  Of course, Rodney wasn’t a prostitute, but if he were, he still wouldn’t get any respect. You would think that an age-old institution such as prostitution would … Continue reading →

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Opinions Are Like A**holes. Everybody Has One…sooooo, here’s mine.

Posted on December 10, 2012 by

Yes, this is a true proven fact. If you have an a**hole, SHAZAM!…..you have an opinion and must share it with everyone so that a number of people will in turn say to themselves, “Hey, this guy does have an … Continue reading →

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Prostitution and Politics Go Hand In Hand In Nevada. Or…other body parts.

Posted on November 21, 2012 by

While the rest of us all are up in arms, and other body parts, over political sex scandals involving Generals and women, women and Generals, or two Generals and two women, or  two Generals and two women who are twins…..geez…I’m … Continue reading →

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Secret Service Agents Couldn’t Keep Their Secret….In Their Secret Undercover Pants

Posted on April 15, 2012 by

It’s pretty bad when you’re a Secret Service Agent on duty in Columbia and you’re supposed to be protecting the President of the United States by being secretly hiding in bushes and trees, which is where I guess you’re supposed … Continue reading →

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Flashlights Stop Prostitution…Charge Your Batteries Folks

Posted on February 25, 2012 by

HARK!  A new weapon in the constant battle of evil vs good….evil being prostitution, I guess, according to residents of Anaheim, California who have discovered a new weapon against prostitution….fleshlights….oops….I meant flashlights…..sorry. And we all know that prostitution is evil…..isn’t … Continue reading →

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FLASH!!! Germany Now Taxes Sex.

Posted on September 5, 2011 by

I knew it was eventually going to come to this. A tax for having sex.  Thank Glad I’m not living in Germany where these new taxes are now in effect.  Geez, I’d be broke in a matter of days. (we … Continue reading →

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Michelle Bachmann Pledges To Ban Porno….OMG!!!!

Posted on July 9, 2011 by

Sometimes I think too much is coming to my attention, which is a problem, due to the fact that I have a very short attention span, and I gave up standing at attention after swearing that I would never stand … Continue reading →

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