Tag Archives: Noah’s Ark
The New Terrorist Threat: Bunnies!
Oh sure, Homeland Security is all over the place keeping eyes on terrorist type people and checking body scanners at airports just to see if per chance Kim Kardashian might have had a body scan, but, where are they when … Continue reading
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Tagged Bruce Willis, Bugs Bunny, bunnies, Colorado, congress, Crayola crayons, Denver, Easter, Homeland Security, John McCain, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Graham, Noah's Ark, rabbits, terrorism
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The Great ARK is Completed. Bring on the rain! Oh yeah, some animals too.
FLASH!!! As in “flash flood.” The great ark is finished. YES! We no longer have to worry about where the hell we’re all gonna seek refuge when the big flood happens once again. Might wanna book some tickets to Holland … Continue reading
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Tagged Amelia Earhart, animals, floods, Harold Camping, High Hefner, Holland, johan huibers, Mayans, Noah's Ark, SPAM
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Architect Claims Mayans Moved To Georgia
The revelation by architect and sometimes researcher Richard Thornton that the Mayans,…yes….the same Mayans who are driving us nutso with their “end of the world” prediction, has raised some eyebrows, including possibly those of Sam Waterston, (check out his eyebrows) … Continue reading
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Tagged Artie Johnson, Brasstown Bald Mountain, Cleopatra, De Soto, Georgia, Mayans, Newt Gingrich, Noah's Ark
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Man Builds Noah’s Ark. What Does He Know That We Don’t?
Calling all animals I’m getting really paranoid here folks. I was able to shake off that nutcase a few weeks ago that said the world was going to come to an end on May 21st only because he predicted it … Continue reading
Why Is Llama Spelled With Two “L’s” and Other Stuff?
You know why it’s so damn hard to write a blog some days without spell check. I’ll tell ya why. Because who ever devised the English language was a freakin’ nutcase with a perverted sense of humor who most likely … Continue reading
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Tagged Fernando Lamas, God, Jesus, Noah's Ark, Romans, The Greatest Story Ever Told, The Robe, Zeus
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