Tag Archives: Newt Gingrich

HEY! Ya Wanna Buy Some Really Cheap Real Estate? ……

Did you ever hear that line, “Hey pal. If ya believe that I’ll sell ya the Brooklyn Bridge really cheap.” Meaning in essence, that if you’re that dumb, you’ll most likely fork over the cash to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. … Continue reading

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The Assassination of “Ham Rove” by Stephen Colbert

Karl Rove, for which the famous song, “Rove Rove Rove Your Boat” was created, “hammed” it up in an interview with Kaye Foley, (no relation to Red Foley) on ABC’s Otus. One of the subjects was “Comedy Central’s” Stephen Colbert’s depiction … Continue reading

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You Heard It Here First! The New Craze…Panty Faces.

It’s a perverts dream. Wearing women’s panties on their faces and not getting their butts hauled off to jail. Um….hold on a sec.  Oops….sorry, it’s WOMEN in Japan that are wearing panties on their heads. Sorry guys….and prospective perverts. So … Continue reading

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Lady Ga Ga Wants Us To Go Ga Ga Over Her New Perfume…or body pics.

Never one to be shy, Lady Ga Ga has now once again made the news with her advertisement for her new perfume, “Fame.”  It’s not the perfume that’s controversial, but the photo ad for the perfume. (below) As you can … Continue reading

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To “UFO” Or Not To Not “UFO.” THAT Is The Alien Question.

Do aliens exist?  Is there another planet out there, besides Arizona, that actually supports other kinds of life?  Besides Arizona. Did an alien spacecraft crash in the town of Roswell, New Mexico back in 1947?  Other than some Mexican who … Continue reading

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Aliens! They”re EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Yahoo had an interesting feature this past weekend on aliens. No, not the kind that Arizona is having a problem with, but the ones from other planets and some parts of New Jersey. They listed the top 50 best aliens, … Continue reading

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Cow Crisis At The U.S. Forest Service In Colorado

Here we all are wasting our time watching news stories about the coming Presidential election, the Secret Service scandal, Mitt Romney’s enrollment in a class that teaches you how to tell a joke without looking stupid and Newt Gingrich attacking … Continue reading

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If You’re Going To Tampa, Wear A Flower In Your Hair*

*Remember that old Scott McKenzie song from 1967 (San Francisco Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair)  Ah yes….peace and love. Flowers all over the place. Beautiful psychedelic drawings highlighted with black lighting. The sweet smell of marijuana. Women … Continue reading

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Employment Suggestions For Newt Gingrich When He Drops Out Of The Race For President

You may think that I’m jumping the gun here, whatever jumping the gun actually means, never quite figured that one out, but, anyway, I was thinking about Newt’s chances of locking up the nomination for a run at the Presidency. … Continue reading

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The “Quaker Oats” Guys’ Amazing Diet and Makeover

Ya gotta hand it to “Weight Watchers” or “Jenny Craig,” although I’m not sure which diet the Quaker Oats guy was on, for possibly helping the ol coot to lose a few pounds. For years, years I tell ya, this … Continue reading

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