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Steven Hawking Says Woman Are The Biggest Mystery The Universe
Guess what Stephen…….no s**t Dick Tracy. Geez, it took ya THIS long to figure THAT out! OMG! And this guy is a English theoretical physicist and cosmologist. A cosmologist for cripes sake and he says women are the biggest mystery … Continue reading
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Tagged black holes, Lorena Bobbitt, Michelle Bachmann, New Scientific Magazine, Reuters, Sarah Palin, space, Stephen Hawking
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MW’s “Flying Fickle Finger Feather Award.” VOTERS
You’ll have to excuse me this morning folks. I just came in from the backyard where an Oak tree and myself spent some quality time together. Namely banging my head against that tree so that I can knock some freakin’ … Continue reading
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Tagged Charlie Sheen, Dr. Evil, Flashpoint, Iowa, John Hunstman, Larry & Curly, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Moe, N.Y. Times, New Hampshire, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Ron Paul
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Unusual Political Xmas Cards….Take THIS Hallmark!
In the spirit of the Holiday Season MisfitWisdom takes a look at what some of the Christmas cards the political candidates for the Presidency, along with the President himself, might consider sending out to prospective voters. So, with thanks to … Continue reading
ELECTION 2012: The Movie………Now Playing.
Now playing at a theater near you….”ELECTION 2012: The Movie.” “This Movie Will Bring You To Tears” John Boehner “Surely To Hold Your Attention” Leslie Neilson “It Will Blow Your Mind” Bill Clinton Yes folks, the critics are raving about … Continue reading
The Sinister Plot To Leave This Planet
I’m beginning to get a bit paranoid about all this space stuff. You know, the search for life on other planets. Seems to me the government is spending way too much time and money on trying to find a planet … Continue reading
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Tagged Burger King, IRS, Jon Huntsman, Mastercard, McDonalds, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingricj, Ralph Cramden, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, The Honeymooners, Visa
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WTF Is New Hampshire Thinking?
I personally do not give an ol rats behind what the “New Hampshire Union Leader,” the off the wall newspaper of the “Live Free Or Freakin’ Die” crowd up there where the air is kinda thin actually thinks. In fact, … Continue reading
Loosey Goosey, Chicken Lickin,’ Foxy Loxy and um..Oh Yeah….Rick Perry
The Skys Fallin’! The Skys Fallin’! Um….wait a sec…..its not the sky, but Rick Perry’s brain. Which may be clouded by some really good drugs if you happened to catch his speech on “YouTube.” Perry appeared in New Hampshire to … Continue reading
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Tagged Comcast, Comedy Central, Cornerstone, Jon Stewart, McDonalds, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney, New Hampshire, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Steven Colbert, Texas, Wolf Blitzer, YouTube
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What The Political Candidates Might Dress Up As On Halloween
JON HUNTSMAN: With extensive experience as a diplomat, including negotiations with Zombies, this is the perfect outfit. MICHELLE BACHMANN: Frankly I think she’d get a lot more votes if she dressed like this all of the time. Trick or Treat! … Continue reading
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Tagged halloween, Herman Cain, Jon Huntsman, Michelle Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Obama, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul
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It’s Sunday, A Nice Quiet Day..Ho Hum….Um…..WAIT!!!!
Yes, we all like to just sit back on a quiet Sunday and relax and put the week’s news behind us. Moammar is gone, lying in a meat locker somewhere in Libya. Obama announces that the troops will be pulled … Continue reading
Pizza Man Wins Florida Straw Poll…..Holy Pepperoni!!!
Yep, in the non-binding “who gives a rats ass because it doesn’t mean anything” straw poll that took place this past weekend in Florida, pizza executive Herman Cain won an upset victory over the big guy, Rick Perry taking 37% … Continue reading
