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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. Your Mother Wears Combat Boots. Um…did ya piss her off?
For the past few weeks the new leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, (no relation to Mah Jong….unless that’s his mother’s name) has been ratcheting up the “We’re gonna attack you nogoodnicks in the West because….um….because….er….well, we don’t really have … Continue reading
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Tagged ", "The Atlantic Wire, Beijing, DennisRodman, Hennessey cognac, James Bond, Jessica Rabbit, John Kerry, karaoke, Kenny Rogers, KFC, Mah Jong, McDonalds, Mr. Moto, North Korea, Rambo, South Korea
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Another Reason To Scratch Japan Off Of My “To Visit” List. “POOP.”
I’ve got nothing against visiting Japan. I think it’s a beautiful country steeped in history and tradition. And poop. Well, so is the United States considering everyone poops. But, some disturbing news out of Tokyo. Which is, poop may be … Continue reading
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Tagged " Japan, Australia, Burger King, Dick Tracy, Julia Child, Kansas State University, McDonalds, Pinatas, poop
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Why Doesn’t McDonalds, Burger King and Wendys Have Home Delivery?
Go ahead….laugh. You think I’m nuts suggesting that all three of these fast food places should consider home delivery. Yeah…..well they laughed at Ralph Kramden on the “Honeymooners” too when he used to say, “One of these days Alice….POW….right to da … Continue reading
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Tagged Burger King, delivery sevice, Fast food, gas prices, hamburgers, McDonalds, Mona Lisa, Ralph Kramden, Wendys
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Boston Market Shakes Things Up………….Or Not.
“Pssssst! Het buddy…..ya wanna good deal on some salt?” “Salt? Why do I need a deal on salt?” “OMG! Ya haven’t hoid..geez……it’s all over da news pal. Dem guys at Boston Market are takin’ all dere salt shakers offa da … Continue reading
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Tagged Boston Market, Chris Christie, Coke, Dairy Queen, food bans, Mayor Bloomberg, McDonalds, mollusks, Paul revere, Pepsi, Seatest Ice Cream, sodium, Taco Bell, trans fats
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So Like, What’s Going On With Kim Jong-um Anyhow? Oops….sorry, it’s Kim Jong un.
Now personally I could care less about Kim Jong-un. Only because he’s never read any of my blogs nor does he allow anyone, I assume, to read them in North Korea. This really ticks me off because I’ve always said … Continue reading
Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.
Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading
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Tagged Burger King, coffee, FedEx, funerals, IRS, McDonalds, South Carolina, Starbucks, The Graduate, UPS
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I Was Having A Great Day Until…………………..
Until I saw a photo of a pregnant Tori Spelling on the Internet. Am I the only one whose skin crawled at this pic? When I saw that Congress, (those idiots who decide what’s good for all of us lemmings) … Continue reading
WTF Is A Damn “Nanny State” Law? And…..why should we say “DILLIGARA*”
*First of all….those of you who may be reading this blog for the first time…..welcome fellow mushrooms, and FIY…… .”DILLIGARA” means in Misfit Wisdom lingo, “Do I Look Like I Give A Rat’s Ass.” If you’re not a rat….then you … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Animal Planet, Bobby Fuller Four, Burger King, cats, CNBC, Harrys Law, Mayor Bloomberg, McDonalds, Nanny laws, NBC, plumbers, saggy pants, smoking bans, UFO's, Wendys
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HEY! If Ya Wnna Be A State Puerto Rico…Speaka Da English!
So sez Rick Santorum to Puerto Ricans with regard to Puerto Rico becoming a state while visiting there in an attempt to secure Puerto Rico’s 23 delegates, whom, I assume, know how to speak English but may have spoken Spanish … Continue reading
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Tagged Alaska, Dean Martin, hawaii, Little Italy, Maine, McDonalds, Puerto Rico, Putin, rap music, Rick Santorum, Russia, Sarah Palin
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Lately I’ve Been Contemplating What The Hell Contemplating Is.
According to the MisfitWisdom dictionary, contemplating is “to consider thoughtfully or meditate upon.” Which is what I do shortly before writing these blogs. Some days however, it’s very hard to contemplate about what I should be contemplating about. I mean, … Continue reading
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