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A New Dating Service For Farmers. Oops……here come the sheep jokes.

Posted on March 13, 2013 by

I’m not kidding here folks. Honest! There’s a new dating service similar to “Christian Mingle,” eHarmony,” and “Match.com.” Except with this new dating service you don’t have to be a Christian and like to mingle. Be able to carry a tune … Continue reading →

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A “Flatulence” Blog. This Really Stinks. So Ya Might Wanna Clear The Room.

Posted on February 22, 2013 by

Yes, I know, flatulence is something that really stinks so why talk about it. My thoughts exactly. Not one of my favorite talking points when at a party and meeting new people. Unless you’re at a senior bingo where everyone … Continue reading →

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UM…..Am I Still Here? It’s December 21st…HEY! Can Anybody Hear Me?

Posted on December 21, 2012 by

Geez…..here it is December 21st, the day those stinkin’ long gone off of the face of the Earth Mayans predicted that the world would end. I’m not sure if I’m here or not. I mean, I feel like I’m here, … Continue reading →

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Whoever Wins “Powerball” Wednesday…um…can ya send me a few bucks?

Posted on November 27, 2012 by

Yep….this Wednesday an earth shattering event takes place. The revelation of a new Mayan calendar that says they were only kidding about the world coming to an end on December 21st. Funny people, those Mayans. Well, personally I’m still waiting … Continue reading →

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Starbucks. Now At Your Local Funeral Home.

Posted on July 14, 2012 by

Yes folks, this was the headline news story I came across today: Coffins & Coffee: Starbucks to Open Inside Upstate Funeral Home Obviously a coffee lovers ultimate dream. “Dear, where ya goin?” “I’m headed to Robinson’s Funeral Home honey for … Continue reading →

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The Sinister Plot To Leave This Planet

Posted on December 15, 2011 by

I’m beginning to get a bit paranoid about all this space stuff.  You know, the search for life on other planets.  Seems to me the government is spending way too much time and money on trying to find a planet … Continue reading →

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New Off The Wall Pregnancy Card Draws Fire

Posted on December 5, 2011 by

Stop the presses! Call Fox News! Conservatives, Christians, politically correct people unite!!!  The world is about to end!! RUN!!! Um….wait…I think I may have gone a bit overboard there.  I thought for a minute nutcase Rev. Harold Camping had come … Continue reading →

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What’s With The “Women’s Age Phobia” Thing?

Posted on November 28, 2011 by

There are all kinds of phobias out there. You know, fear of things like snakes, spiders, mice the IRS.  But the worst of phobias I’ve come across is the, what I call, “Women’s Age Phobia.”  Trust me here, this is … Continue reading →

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He Said, She Said, They Said, I Said……WTF!!!! Problems.

Posted on October 24, 2011 by

You know what the problem with everything is today?   The problem with everything today is that everything is a problem. There’s nothing that’s not a problem. And, if it’s not a problem, someone out there will make it a problem. … Continue reading →

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I Have My Own “Bucket List”…..But It Has Nothing To Do With Dying.

Posted on October 1, 2011 by

When you think of a “bucket list,” as made famous in the Jack Nicholson movie of the same name, you normally would think of making a list of things that you want to do before you kick the ol bucket. … Continue reading →

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