Tag Archives: icebergs
Help! Help! I’m Stuck On A Luxary Cruise Liner!! Oh waiter, could ya give me an olive for my martini?
Horrible I tell ya. Simply horrible. I can’t even begin to imagine the horrors of being trapped on a 15 story Carnival cruise ship in the gawd awful Gulf of Mexico. Damn! Why, oh why couldn’t have been somewhere nice, like the North … Continue reading
Titanic To Sail Again. Any Bets If It Will Make It This Time?
I’m usually not a very superstitious person. I mean I DO take certain precautions like avoiding black cats, and not walking under a ladder or EVER answering the question, “does this dress make me look fat?” Hey, why tempt fate. … Continue reading
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Tagged Celine Dion, Costa Concordia, Cracker Jacks, icebergs, Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic, Titanic II
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Run For Your Lives!!! It’s A Giant Iceberg!!! and me with no vodka.
Here I was all set to sit back and pop a bottle of 7-Up with just a slight dash of vodka in celebration of the retirement of Christian leader and wing nut Harold Camping, when I came across the story … Continue reading
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Tagged 7-UP, Alaska, Antarctica, Connecticut, Frankenstein, Harold Camping, icebergs, Massachusetts, Mohegan Sun Casino, NASA, Rhode Island
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