Tag Archives: Hugh Hefner
Once Again The Easter Chicken Get A Raw (egg) Deal
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, “CHICKENS ARE GETTING SCREWED!” (NOTE: I am NOT referring to when chickens get it on with roosters) I’m referring to every time this year, Easter, when chickens do not get the … Continue reading
“The Geezer Squad.” Is It Me Or Are Movies Going AARP Ballistic?
Something verrrry strange is going on in Hollywood. Maybe you haven’t noticed it, but ya better start paying attention to the influx of new action movies that are hitting the big screen. It’s “Geezerpaloozza!!!!” YES! Action heroes who are in their … Continue reading
Dead People Get Their Own Reality Show….Go Figure.
First of all, let’s take a look at the definition of “reality.” Which, I always thought meant, “real” for cripes sake. Here’s the most common definition according to my “MisfitWisdom Dictionary of Words You Were Too Stupid To Know The … Continue reading
Isn’t It About Time We Legalize Sex?
The elections are over, yet not one ballot question was aimed at legalizing sex. Yes….legalizing sex. I know what you’re all saying to yourselves. “But Misfit, sex IS legal.” Oh yeah. Then how come General David Petraeus had to resign … Continue reading
Jenny McCarthy Nude……Clint Eastwood…NOT
Two interesting celebrity stories in the news this week. Former Playboy Magazine model Jenny McCarthy will be posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy and Clint Eastwood’s family will be starring in a new reality show. Why did these stories … Continue reading
I Need A License To Have Sex? OMG!!
Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner has spoken out about the continuing flap over contraception. That word, “contraception” closely resembles the word ” contraption” which means “gadget” which, when referring to “contraception” means that men’s “gadgets” are under fire when it … Continue reading
Deep Throat Returns. Ya Just Can’t Keep A Good Thing Down*
*Sorry but I couldn’t help myself with that title for today’s blog. Only those of you familiar with the movie “Deep Throat” will understand that gag…..oops….another pun….sorry. Well, onward…….. As you all know by now, sex sells. Not that I … Continue reading
Hot Babes!! Well, Um, only if you’re over 60.
Come on now folks. Ya have to feel a bit of compassion for those of us who are over the age of 60. HEY….we all can’t be like Hugh Hefner and have 18 year old chicks hangin’ around our house. … Continue reading
Donald Trump Buys A Driveway…Now He Has Everything!
Kluge mansion with no access in a photo taken by a Domino’s Pizza delivery guy who could not deliver the pizza Yep, “The Donald” has scored another major real estate deal in Virginia with the purchase of a driveway and … Continue reading
Hefner Splits With Fiancee: Wedding Off: Clothes On
It’s a sad day in rabbit land. Yes folks, its true. Playboy Magazine founder and eternal gigolo Hugh Hefner, (85) and his bride to be, Crystal Harris, (25) have officially called it splitsville. This poses a problem for Hef considering … Continue reading