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If You Ban Skimpily Dressed Mannequins It Prevents Rape
Yep, that was one of the headline stories on the internet today from India. It read, “Indian City To Ban Lingerie Mannequins In Attempt To Stop Rape.” I was kinda curious because I never knew that there was an outbreak … Continue reading
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Tagged casinos, hookers, India, mannequns, Mitt Romney, Natalia Maks
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Um, Are Dildos, Condoms and Vibrators Considered, “Tools of the Trade?”
Ya know, I never considered that when one speaks of “tools of the trade,” that perhaps one is referring to the various tools used to perform ones trade if one is a hooker…….or, running, so to speak, an escort service. … Continue reading
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Tagged sex, hookers, Condoms, Australia, vibrators, trades, dildos, maid services, Miners, Queensland
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The Worlds Oldest Profession Is Now Run By The Worlds Oldest People…..Seniors.
Hey, and you thought us freakin’ seniors just sat around all day playing bingo and farting. Well screw you pal…..literally. Well have I got a wake up call for all of you. Besides playing bingo and farting, we’re also helping … Continue reading
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Tagged drugs, seniors, sex, hookers, New Jersey, bingo, prostitution, Lawrence Welk, elderly, assisted living facilities, accordians, Snuggle, Bounce, Arm & Hammer
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Woman To Be New Head Of Secret Service. WHAT! Woman…Secret! OMG!!!!
As far as I’m concerned the words “secret” and “woman” should not be used in the same sentence. Especially if you’re saying something to a woman like, “Can ya keep a secret?” The only secret a woman can keep is … Continue reading
Somehow I Just Don’t Get It. N.Y. Mayor Bloombergs Crusades
Crusades are great, if you’re a Viking and like to loot and pillage. Nothing like a great night of looting and pillaging a village and having your way with a few female villagers to make your night. That’s part of … Continue reading
NEVER….EVER….Ask For Advice From A Taxi Driver.
Look folks. I’m not an expert on a lot of things. But one thing I know for sure is that you should never ask a taxi driver for advice. Trust me on this one. I myself, having spent many dark … Continue reading
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Tagged bank robbery, cabbies, disc jockys, General Motors, hookers, horses, marriage, Pimlico, radio broadcasting, sex, taxi driving, Wisconsin
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Opinions Are Like A**holes. Everybody Has One…sooooo, here’s mine.
Yes, this is a true proven fact. If you have an a**hole, SHAZAM!…..you have an opinion and must share it with everyone so that a number of people will in turn say to themselves, “Hey, this guy does have an … Continue reading
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Tagged brothels, ct, Dodge Ram, hookers, Mohegan Sun Casino, Norwich, opinions, prostitution, Star Wars, The New London Day Newspaper
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Prostitution and Politics Go Hand In Hand In Nevada. Or…other body parts.
While the rest of us all are up in arms, and other body parts, over political sex scandals involving Generals and women, women and Generals, or two Generals and two women, or two Generals and two women who are twins…..geez…I’m … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill Clinton, bingo, brothels, General David Petraeus, Harley-Davidson, hookers, Hostess, Mustang Ranch, Nevada, Paula Broadwell, prostitution, Reno, Ron Paul, Senator Harry Reid, Twinkies
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Twinkies May Become Mexican!!!! Dios Mio!!!!!!!
“Donde esta el bano!!!!!!!” Um….either that means in Mexican that I’m totally blown away that “Twinkies” may be sold to a Mexican company, or, it means “where is the bathroom.” I’m not quite sure. I was never good at speaking … Continue reading
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Tagged bakeries, bimbos, ConAgra Foods, Entenmanns, Flowers Foods, Four Preps, hookers, Hostess Cupcakes, Little Debbie, Mayans, Mexico, Ronald Regan, Taco Bell, Thomas English Muffins, Twinkies
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