Tag Archives: Homeland Security
Killer Bees Attack Florida Workers. Here’s The Buzz On This Stinging Story
I’m tellin’ ya, you just can’t go anywhere these days without the fear of being attacked. Homeland Security is busy watching airlines and the people who board planes, but do ya think they’re watching rubbish piles for terrorists? NO! Obviously … Continue reading
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Tagged African Killer Bees, Florida, Homeland Security, honeybees, Mohammad Ali, ninja's, Tampa
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The New Terrorist Threat: Bunnies!
Oh sure, Homeland Security is all over the place keeping eyes on terrorist type people and checking body scanners at airports just to see if per chance Kim Kardashian might have had a body scan, but, where are they when … Continue reading
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Tagged Bruce Willis, Bugs Bunny, bunnies, Colorado, congress, Crayola crayons, Denver, Easter, Homeland Security, John McCain, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Graham, Noah's Ark, rabbits, terrorism
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When It Rains…It Pours….Which Is Why I’m All Wet Today.
We’ve all had those days when nothing seems to go right. For me, it’s been one of those weeks. Perhaps you all can relate to some of this stuff. Once every few months I travel a round trip total of … Continue reading
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Tagged Blackbeard, cats, Center for Disease Control, Clark Kent, driving, Egypt, Homeland Security, mechanics, Pakistan, shingles, shots, Va., whooping cough
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Breaking News: It’s OK To Fart If You’re A Federal Employee (This is NOT A “PEW Research” poll)
You know it’s gotta be a slow day at the Associated Press newsroom when one of the top stories of the day reads, “Federal Agency Retracts Flatulence Reprimand.” Otherwise known as retracting a fart. And, you already know that there’s no … Continue reading
Never Trust A Cat.
If you own a cat, or two, or five, as I do, you already know you can’t trust the little suckers. Sure, they look so innocent with those cute big eyes and smart-looking whiskers staring back at you, but deep … Continue reading
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Tagged Al Stewart, Brazil, Cat Ballou, Cat Stevens, cats, Homeland Security, Year Of TheCat
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It’s Tough Being A Butler These Days. Holy Batman! Sez Alfred.
There’s startling news on the butler front today folks. BUT….before I serve up the butler problem, I just wanted to touch on one political point. That being….WTF! I just couldn’t write today’s blog without commenting on a quote Mitso Romney … Continue reading
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Tagged bat mitzvah, Batman & Robin, butlers, CNBC, Gotham City, Homeland Security, L L Cool J, Manahttan, Mitt Romney, SWAT
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Writing Is A Thankless Job. Which is Why I Thanked Myself Today.
(This blog post was published on July 25, 2012. Since it’s publication I have received ( 0 ) donations. Will update each day) 7/26/12 Yep….I actually patted myself on the ol back today, mostly because I had a nagging itch, but also … Continue reading
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Tagged blogging, Canada Dry, CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, Italy, Lassie, Mike & Molly, Mitt Romney, Nymabi Nymabi, Oreos., Pakistan, Poland, Romania, Russian Federation, Taiwan, Turkey, Va., Wordpress
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Seriously Iowa…NEWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody, anybody! The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher, The Muppets, God….ANYBODY!!! Puleeeeese tell me what the hell Iowa is thinking. Recent polls for the Republican Presidential nomination put “The Newt” in double-digit numbers as Iowa’s first choice. … Continue reading
Forget The Mexicans. Illegal Bugs and Plants Are Crossing The Border
It’s bad enough that a lot of people in the U.S. are all bent outta shape at illegal immigrants crossing the border and not paying a toll. Now there’s another problem. Illegal bugs and plants crossing the border, and they’re … Continue reading
